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"Quickies - Vol. 96"

            On the 5th anniversary of 911.......

I had the Mother of all nightmares; Cheney said there are many evil leaders around the world, so it would be wrong to go after Saddam. Then Dick went to work for Halliburton. Halliburton paid Cheney $40 million dollars to make sure no one was stealing the paper clips. Dick then changed his mind and told the world Hussein must be removed from power. Thanks to not counting all the votes in Florida and thanks to a political ruling by the Supreme Court, Bush became our new President. Cheney told the GOP not to worry, he would run the country. Sometime later, Israel told the US about the 911 plot. By allowing the 911 attack to happen, Dick was able to con the American people into believing that Iraq had WMD and that Saddam was linked to bin Laden. After we invaded Iraq and killed thousands of people, Halliburton went to Iraq and made billions of dollars. I told you, it was the Mother of all nightmares. [:-[

 

            Writer Eduardo Galeano.......

"In proportion to the overall population, the 50,000 civilians killed in Iraq - the majority of them women and children - are the equivalent of 800,000 Americans. How much longer will we continue to accept, as if customary, the killing of Iraqis in a blind war that has forgotten all of its justifications?" [:-{

            New best seller..........

"Fiasco" by Thomas E. Ricks. US occupation of Iraq

 

           New book..............

"Wake Up Call," by Kristen Breitweiser. The political Education of a 911 widow. "Now that I am collateral damage, I no longer assume that my government is doing everything it can to protect me. I now know better than that." READ THIS BOOK!!!!

 

             US Army General to prisoner.........

"The good news is, the US Army does not torture prisoners. The bad news is, you're being transferred to the CIA." [:-0

 

           This just in.............

California : Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger [R] and the Democratic controlled Legislature agreed to cut carbon dioxide emissions by 25% by the year 2020. [:-)

 

              The NY Times............

"China and India, two big polluters and getting bigger, are unlikely to undertake costly controls while the world's biggest polluter [America] sits on its hands. [Bush administration.] [:-[


 

               The UN informs us.........

That 1.1 billion people still have no access to safe drinking water. How sad is that?

 

              Ministers of fear.............

"It's not surprising that the President's political henchmen are campaigning on fear, falsely attacking Democrats to distort and distract from the facts." - Karen Finney of the Democratic National Committee. Question: Is voting important? Answer: Is breathing important? Are you registered to vote? The clock is ticking.

 

             Charles Dickens.............

Once wrote; "Is not Mankind our business?" Darfur = Genocide. [:-[

 

             Why Iran needs nukes.............

Sen.Hillary Clinton; "If there were a failed state [Iraq] now in control of all that oil, that would have consequences for a long time." Yes, Virginia, Iraq and Iran are about OIL. Shame on Sen.Clinton & shame on Sen. McCain. [:-

 

             Chief Justice Earl Warren........

"The ACLU has stood foursquare against the recurring tides of hysteria that from time to time threaten freedoms everywhere..." [:-)

 

            My friend Sad Sam........

"Remember, Steve Irwin's death wasn't a fluke. It was a stingray." [:-o)

 

             World Chess Champion [1886-1894]....

Wilhelm Steinitz : "I offer God odds of pawn and move." [:-0

 

             Mae West..............

"I used to be Snow white, but I drifted" [:-0)

 

             Dan Rather...........

"An intellectural snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of the Lone Ranger." [:-0

 

            Marilyn Monroe...........

"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on" [:-0)

 

           Adlai Stevenson........

"If the Republicans stop telling lies about us, we will stop telling the truth about them."[:-)

 

               Jimmy Carter .............

"I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can;t get my wife to go swimming." [:-0)

 

              Alfred Hitchcock...........

"Television has brought murder back into the home-where it belongs." [:-0)

 

               Shelly Winters..............

"Nudity on stage? I think its disgusting. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience." [:-)

 

               Love is funny or it's sad, but beautiful.........

I'm convinced that one day my true soul mate will find me, just not during my lifetime. [:-[ 
                          

You've Got Mail.........

Jerry, Do us all a big favor & visit the Nevada 'Chicken Farm', asap! - Big Ed. 



Best Wishes Always - Jerry.

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