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"Quickies - Vol. 83"

Katrina. . .

7,000 soldiers from the Louisiana and Mississippi National Guard are in Iraq.

The Army Corps of Engineers wanted $62 million for Louisiana's flood control project.

President Bush proposed less than $11 million for the job.

As reported by Juan Gonzalez, New York Daily News writer. Bleeding heart Liberals raising money for the victims of the hurricane, UN sending help, More than 60 countries have offered aid.

Actor Sean Penn in New Orleans, assisting people.

Laura Bush in Louisiana; "This doesn't really look like what we're seeing on television." Sorry, Laura, that frog won't leap.

The Navy announced that Halliburton was hired to restore power and rebuild three naval facilities in Mississippi.

And you thought Cheney vanished. When the bodies come marching in @ New Orleans, will President Bush be held accountable?

This just in. . .

President Bush has successful made Iraq; Iran.

New Rolling Stones song ; "Sweet Neo Con."

NYTimes writer Maureen Dowd; "The moral authority of parents who bury children killed in Iraq is absolute." See: Cindy Sheehan. War Protest; September 24th, Wash, DC.

Are you dying for a cigarette?. . .

ABC News Anchor Peter Jennings dead @ 67.
[:-[

Time for action. . .

Yesterday, a tea protest took place in the B&N Cafe, Bricktown, NJ. The protesters shouted;

"What do we want?"
"Two tea bags!"
"Where do we want them?"
"In our Grande cups!!"
"What do we want?"
"Two tea bags!"
"Where do we want them?"
"In our Grande cups!!"

Then, the 'Gang of Two' climbed on the tables and sang; "We Shall Overcome." History teaches us that today's tea protest can turn into tomorrow's, Revolution. [:-0

God only knows. . .

Why the good folks of Kansas refuse to accept evolution. Perhaps their religious officials are leading them astray. . . by design. [:-o)

My friend Sad Sam. . .

I think my son wants to be a pilot. He keeps dreaming about one day getting a 'golden parachute.' [:-[

Gas pains. . .

Exxon/Mobile posted the highest profits of any company in history - more than $25 billion. As reported by Juan Gonzalez, in the New York Daily News. Join the Gas Protest; don't buy gas, September 7th, 8th and 9th. {:-)

Sing along. . .

"He wears a cross and religious hat
They call him, Pat, Pat Robertson.
He knew what had to be done;
We'll use a gun, we'll use a gun.
He wears a cross and religious hat
They call him, Pat, Pat Robertson.
After Hugo, we'll whack Fidel
He'll go to hell, he'll go to hell.
He wears a cross and religious hat
They call him, Pat, Pat Robertson."
[:-[

Fair and balanced writer, Ann Coulter. . .

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times building." [:-0

NRA. . .

Don't want the NRA convention in your town? Do what the good folks of Columbus Ohio did; Ban assault weapons. [:-)

My friend Sad Sam. . .

"Love is, letting her go, because that's what she wants." [:-[

Frank Sinatra once sang. . .

Love is seldom what it seems
Only other people's dreams.



Best Wishes Always - Jerry.

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