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This just in. . .
The un-American Democrats want to increase compensation for veterans and raise death benefits for war widows but the patriotic Republicans are opposed to the idea. Go figure.
My friend Sad Sam. . .
"I like the new Iraq democracy. I could marry Mariah Carey, with or without her permission."
Lyndon Baines Johnson. . .
"I'll tell you what's at the bottom of it. If you can convince the lowest white man that he's better than the best coloured man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him someone to look down on and he'll empty his pockets for you."
My friend Sad Sam. . .
"You know you are over the hill when you ignore the pictures and only read the articles in Playboy."
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If we only had a brain. . .
The best Homeland Security: Working and playing well with others. [:-)
New MIT study. . .
Hurricanes are stronger due to . . . Global Warming. [:-[
This just in. . .
Thanks to the NRA and the US Senators in their pocket, a new bill protects GUN manufactures, GUN dealers and GUN distributors from negligence lawsuits.
NEGLIGENCE: Failure to use reasonable care, resulting in damage or injury to another.
God bless America. [:-[
This just in. . .
NY Mayor Mike [money bags] Bloomberg is spending well over a million dollars a week to get reelected. If you believe there is nothing wrong with this, then you are watching way to many political commercials. [:-0
My friend Sad Sam. . .
"We should never complain when corporations pollute our air, land and water. Always remember, it's an honor to die for your country." [:-[
Nukes. . .
President Bush now says it's OK for India to have WMD. Gee, what if Russia says it's OK for North Korea to have WMD? What if China says it's OK for Iran to have nukes? And the world will be a better place? [:-[
This just in. . .
Iraq & Iran are bonding. Just what the Bush administration wanted, right? [:-0
US Conservative : "We should throw all the foreigners out of the country."
American Indian : "Right-on."
Terrorism. . .
Violent extremism: The US invading a country [Iraq] that had nothing to do with 911.
God bless Jane Fonda.
You've Got Mail. . .
Hey Jerry, What is the Black Budget? Signed, Curious in Chicago.
Dear Curious, The Black Budget is like the Black Plague, only more sinister. Signed, Jerry in Lakewood. [:-[
National Health Care. . .
"Health care is an essential safeguard of human life and dignity and there is an obligation for society to ensure that every person be able to realize this right." - Cardinal Joseph Bernardin, Chicago Archdiocese. [:-)
Frank Sinatra once sang. . .
"Love is funny or it's sad, but beautiful." [:-)
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