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"Quickies - Vol. 76"

The beginning of the end. . .

If the Supreme Court agrees with the Bush administration, then American citizens that are labeled 'suspected enemy combatants' shall have no rights. No lawyer, no trial, no nothing. An American with no rights is like a bird with no wings. [:-{

Eric Foner, author and professor. . .

"The left must do what it has always done in American history - what Frederick Douglas and Susan B. Anthony and Eugene Debs did; stake out a clear position in favor of social and economic justice, at home and abroad, and articulate it as clearly and forcefully as possible."

George Orwell. . .

"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."

New book. . .

"What We Do Now." Melville House. Edited by Dennis Loy Johnson and Valerie Merians. This book urges us to continue to fight for truth, justice and the American way of life.

"If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you." - Benjamin Franklin.

Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice. . .

Our troops will be in Iraq for YEARS. Condi knows we are building military bases in Iraq, do you? "You can't spin reality." - Bob Spinelli, poet

President Bush. . .

Wants a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage. How insensitive is that? How about a constitutional amendment banning corporations from donating to political parties, affiliates and candidates?

Social Security. . .

You don't make Social Security stronger by allowing people not to participate. Funny how we always find money for war. [:-{

Louis [Satchmo] Armstrong. . .

"Man, if you gotta ask you'll never know." Reply when asked what jazz is.

Is it wrong for America to invade a country without a declaration of war? "Man, if you gotta ask you'll never know. - Jerry

Adlai E. Stevenson. . .

"In America anybody can become President. That's just one of the risks you take." {:-)

Cell phones. . .

A new procedure enables doctors to attach a permanent cell phone on your pre-birth baby. Some say cell phones are out of control. I say cell phones show others just how important we THINK we are. {:-o)

Bad news, good news. . .

The bad news is failure deflates our egos. The good news is failure inflates our knowledge.

Soup du jour. . .

All restaurants serve chicken with wild rice but I prefer rice with wild chicken. {:-)

This just in. . .

Soon singer Barbara Streisand will start her fourth annual farewell tour. [:-o)

This also just in. . .

The NRA wants to use Lt. Gen. James Mattis remarks as its new slogan. Said Mattis, "It's fun to shoot some people." [:-{

Hint. . .

Always bring a thermometer to Atlantic City so you can find the 'hot' machines. [:-)

New drug. . .

I find, Redloginn works faster than Viagra. [:-o)

You've Got Mail. . .

Hey Jerry, I want to coil up with you on Valentine's Day. Love, Ana Conda. Dear Ana, Only if you promise to hold me, hug me and squeeze me tight. Love, Jerry

Happy Valentine's Day

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." - Robert Frost.

Inscription on tombstone;

"So I said, what shark?" [:-o)



Best Wishes Always - Jerry.

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