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A Tsunami hit South Asia on December 26,
2004. The death toll may surpass 150,000. How to help;
Doctors Without Borders
PO Box 1856
Merrifield, Va. 22116 - 8056
Ph # 888 - 392 - 0392
www.doctorswithoutborders.org
"Is not Mankind our business?" - C. Dickens
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This just in. . .
Vice President Cheney has selected "Let the Eagle Soar" - a song written by former Attorney General John Ashcroft - to be sung @ his inauguration. I've written new lyrics for the GOP [Great Oil Products] ;
- Let the eagle soar,
- forget about the poor.
- From wealthy coast to golden shore,
- Let the all-mighty eagle roar.
- Sore with ailing in her wings,
- As we ignore many things.
- Christen God, no other kings. {:-)
Heading North. . .
Many Americans are flying to Canada to buy. . .
milk. [:-o)
A fact you won't hear on Fox News. . .
America spends less than 1% of our federal budget on foreign aid. [:-{
NYTimes writer Mark Danner. . .
"By using torture, we Americans transform ourselves into the very caricature our enemies have sought to make of us. After Mr. Gonzales is confirmed, [Attorney General] the road back - to justice, order and propriety - will be very long. {:-{
My friend Sad Sam. . .
"You wanna talk low-paying job?" The neighborhood wino cashes my check." [:-o)
You've Got Mail. . .
Hey Jerry, I pleaded with my girl not to leave, but she is gone. What should I do? Signed, Lost in Lakewood.
Dear Lost in Lakewood, You know the party is over when you have to beg your lover to stay. You can forever remain blue, or find someone new. Sulking is boring. Don't dread the hunt, be creative and have fun. Good luck. Signed, Jerry - Also in Lakewood. {:-)
Last night. . .
A sexy, 'desperate' housewife invited me to her home. After we arrived, she removed her coat and begged me to. . . take out the garbage. {:-{
Good news, bad news. . .
The good news is, the food for the King's feast was served on time. The bad news is, the Royal food-taster just passed away. [:-o)
This just in. . .
A new Gallop poll tells us there are nearly two guns for every home in America. Hmmm? Let's hope no one has the Colt M4 with M203 grenade launcher. [:-{
My friend Sad Sam. . .
You wanna talk nerd? She said, "Wait here, I'll be right back." {:-{
New Kristie Alley diet plan. . .
Eat whatever you want, in really large portions.
Results may vary. {:-o)
My friend Sad Sam. . .
You wanna talk computers? My computer sent me a popup message; "Your Emails did not go through, OK?" I typed back, "I'm going to get my baseball bat, OK?" [:-o)
Former hockey great Wayne Gretzky. . .
"You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take." {:-)
History lesson. . .
Do you remember when politicians told us, "We can't just leave Viet Nam"? The more things change, the more they remain the same. [:-{
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