"Quickies Vol. 7''
Without hope : That's the last two live Lobsters in a tank of water at the A&P.;
1st Lobster : What is the meaning of life ?
2nd Lobster : Evidently, it's, "Lobster Cantonese."
Nervous Breakdown : That's when you splash on mouthwash and gargle with your cologne.
Patients of a Saint: That's any man who waits for his wife to finish shopping.
Ahead of their time : Those are people who put their shoes on before their socks.
Why do my shoelaces break every time I'm late for an appointment?
Power Struggle : That's when Mom and Dad want to eat at "Applebee's" and the kids want to eat at "Chuck E Cheese's."
Egomaniacs : Those are people that think they are to intelligent to believe in God.
New Day Traders : Those are Businessmen in school yards , exchanging Pokemon cards with the kids.
My father is weird.
How weird is he?
He's so weird, every time I click off the television, he wakes up!!
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