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"The Passion of the Christ" . . .
I asked my friend Irving if he saw the movie.
He said, "No. I plan to Passover that flick." {:-)
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Vice President, Dick Cheney says . . .
Bush counter-terrorism czar, Richard Clarke was "out of the loop." Hmmm? The President's top official on counter-terrorism "out of the loop"? That's odd.
President Bush said he doesn't recall talking to his counter-terrorism czar, Richard Clarke on September 12th, 2001. Hmm? That was the day after 911. That's odd.
Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld argued for post-911 strikes against Iraq by saying "there aren't any good targets in Afghanistan." Hmmm? Osama bin Laden was not in Iraq. That's odd.
The book: "Against All Enemies: Inside America's War on Terror."
By Richard A Clarke.
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Supreme Court Justice . . .
Antonin Scalia refused to remove himself from a case involving Vice President Cheney. Scalia said, "Dick and I have been friends for many, many years. What's wrong with that?" [:-)
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Proudly they serve . . .
The handyman said, "I'm like Bill Gates, I do everything, including windows." "That's nothing," his friend said. "I'm like Michelangelo, I do everything, including ceilings." {:-)
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This just in . . .
Top Gun plans to visit France this June. So, French wines, French fries, French toast & French poodles are now back @ the White House.
However, things being how they are, Spanish wines, Spanish omelets, Spanish rice & Spanish bulls are no longer permitted @ 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, DC. [:-)
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"Troubled" . . .
The United States vetoed a UN resolution condemning Israel's assassination of Hamas leader Ahmed Yassin. Top Gun was troubled by the killing but not that troubled.
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My friend Sad Sam said . . .
"I'm on a bad roll. My wife, kids and the dog were outsourced to Manhattan. God how I miss that dog." [:-)
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Just a thought . . .
During our visit we witness death too often and celebrate life too seldom.
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Woody Allen . . .
"Life is full of misery, loneliness and suffering - and it's all over much to soon." {:-)
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Mark Twain . . .
"It takes a heap of sense to write good nonsense."
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