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Defense Secretary, Donald Rumsfeld . . .

said, "I'm sure from time to time I say something that, in retrospect I wish I hadn't."
This statement refers to;

A. President Bush
B. Vice President Cheney
C. Secretary of State Powell
D. The location of WMD in Iraq
E. All of the above.

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Pop quiz . . .

What does a growing, gathering, garden of gargantuan threats mean?
It means we attacked a country that was NOT an imminent threat to America. Unjustified invasions, feed terrorism. President Bush has appointed a committee to investigate our intelligence failures. Top Gun told the panel to report back to him anytime........after Nov.2nd [:-)

This just in . . .

The top court in Massachusetts ruled that gays must be allowed to get married. President Bush immediately took action. He announced that he is going to ask the Senate and Congress to remove the state of Massachusetts from America. "Love and marriage does not apply to gay folks. Especially in an election year," said our 'compassionate' President. {:-)

The way I see it . . .

Nominating President Bush for the Noble Peace Prize is like nominating Janet Jackson for the Woman of the Year award. [:-o)

You've Got Mail . . .

Hi Jerry, Do you ever write poetry? Signed, Ode Fellow in Old Falls.
Dear Ode Fellow, Yes I do. This is my favorite;

I wonder who's faxing her now?
I wonder who's showing her how?
I wonder if she sends E's
I wonder if I say, please?
I wonder if music they burn?
I wonder if I'll ever learn?
I wonder who's faxing her now?
I wonder who's showing her how?
I wonder if he's into her files?
I wonder if it gives him big smiles?
I wonder if she admires his hard drive?
I wonder if she'll ever see my drive?
I wonder who's faxing her now?
I wonder who's showing her how? [:-)

My friend sad Sam . . .

Told me, "Yesterday my wife ran away with my spiritual advisor. I miss him already." {:-o)