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Happy New Year . . .
Chinese New Year, year of the Monkey. Seems appropriate with a Baboon in the White House. [:-)
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Birthday wishes . . .
On the 75th Anniversary of the birth of Martin Luther King, Jr., President Bush said, "I have a dream that one day black Americans will realize that my tax cuts help low income folks the most. I also have a dream that one day the Press will stop asking me about WMD in Iraq." {:-)
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Special delivery . . .
Televangelist Pat Robertson received an instant Email from God. The heavenly note said; Hey Pat, Keep up the good work. In case you are wondering, mortgage your house on Top Gun to finish first in the Presidential election race. Say hello to Karl Rove & the gang for me. Thinking of you, The Lord. [:-) Web, www.You'llBelieveAnything.com
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This just in . . .
US Department of Agriculture says, "American
cows may be frustrated but they are not mad."
[:-o)
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Side bar . . .
The Supreme Court will hear Vice President Dick Cheney's appeal of an order requiring him to disclose members of his secret energy task force. This month the Veep & Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia went duck hunting. Daffy duck may not be safe but I'm sure we will get a fair & balanced Supreme Court decision. Next week Cheney looks for rabbit tracks with Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. The following week . . . [:-)
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Weapons of mass destruction . . .
In September of 2004 the ban on fully automatic assault weapons expires. The NRA is urging President Bush not to renew the ban. Hmmm? Americans safer with fully automatic assault weapons & armor piercing bullets? Today more children die from gunfire in the US than in any other country. Do we really need to add fuel to the fire? Hope you Email Top Gun @ the White House with your thoughts on the subject.
Visit; www.millionmommarch.com
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George Carlin . . .
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." Thanks George. {:-)
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You've Got Mail . . .
Hey Jerry, You are one sexy hunk. I dream of you every night. You fill me with burning desire. I can't help it, I have the hots for you. You turn me on, you light my fire, I lust for you & only you!! Panting in Piscataway.
Dear Panting, What are you trying to say?
Lethargic in Lakewood. {:-o)
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