The end of a love affair . . .
| IBM: |
Hey. |
| Gateway: |
Hey. |
| IBM: |
New hardware? |
| Gateway: |
Why yes. How sweet of you to notice |
| IBM: |
Nice convention. |
| Gateway: |
Yeah. Lots of hot modems here. This Site totally connects. |
| IBM: |
Enjoying your new downloads? |
| Gateway: |
Oh yes. I'm much more active. |
| IBM: |
Now that the pleasantries are over, why have you been avoiding me? |
| Gateway: |
It's not that. I've been busy. |
| IBM: |
Busy? |
| Gateway: |
Yes, very busy. |
| IBM: |
Very busy? |
| Gateway: |
YES, YES, VERY BUSY. |
| IBM: |
Why are you shouting? |
| Gateway: |
Sorry, I hit the caps button. |
| IBM: |
Never mind. Want to exit & burn some music? Then we could log onto my Web & visit the chat room of love. |
| Gateway: |
Not tonight, I have a clicking headset. |
| IBM: |
So, you've been busy? |
| Gateway: |
Well, the truth is, I have a virus. |
| IBM: |
A VIRUS? HOLY BILL GATES. YOU COULD BE INFECTING ME RIGHT NOW! |
| Gateway: |
You're shouting. |
| IBM: |
I KNOW I'M SHOUTING! |
| Gateway: |
Don't get your wires twisted. The Help line said I'm not contagious. It's a female, internal file thing. |
| IBM: |
How did you get this virus? |
| Gateway: |
How? . . . How? |
| IBM: |
Well? |
| Gateway: |
I'm computing, I'm computing. I . . . Got . . . the . . . virus . . . because . . . |
| IBM: |
Your lag time is terrible. |
| Gateway: |
I got the virus because, my owner forgot to wash his hands before he fingered my keyboard. |
| IBM: |
Have you been cheating on me? |
| Gateway: |
How can you print such a thing? |
| IBM: |
Don't fax me that. Admit it, you've been exploring Apple's hard drive. |
| Gateway: |
No, no. All I did was, check out his circuits. |
| IBM: |
Check out his circuits? Do you realize I have, HGSS? |
| Gateway: |
HGSS? |
| IBM: |
High Grade Spy System. |
| Gateway: |
Omigod, omigod, John Ashcroft has that program. |
| IBM: |
Yes, and much more data in my memory banks. |
| Gateway: |
Omigod, so does John Ashcroft. |
| IBM: |
Will you stop with John Ashcroft? |
| Gateway: |
OK, OK. I confess. But I only did it one time with Apple. |
| IBM: |
You are telling me, one time? |
| Gateway: |
Would you believe, two times? |
| IBM: |
Goodbye Gateway. I'm deleting your address and signing off. |
| Gateway: |
IBM, don't shut down, I love you. |
| IBM: |
Frankly my dear, I don't give a bit, byte or damn. |
| Gateway: |
Oh well. This link is soo cool. I wonder if it's too late to Email, you know who? |
