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Baseball transaction . . .
Detroit: Traded entire team to Little League
for players to be named when they grow up.
[:-)
You've Got Mail . . .
Hey Jerry,
Is it true you hold the record for striking out with nymphomaniacs?
Signed, Busy Researcher in Baton Rouge.
Dear Busy Researcher,
Can 50 really be a record? Keep in mind that I reached first base with 2 of them.
Signed, Noo Score.
This just in . . .
President Bush's popularity dropping faster than a barrel going over Niagara Falls. Nothing
a tall glass of Spirits can't cure. {:-)
Kudos to NY Daily News writer . . .
Juan Gonzalez for being the first reporter to warn New Yorkers about major asbestos and toxic pollution after 911.
Road map to peace . . .
US must stop funding both sides & UN peacekeepers are much needed. Palestinian State & Israel, side by side, living in peace.
Psychic John Edward . . .
John: So Bob, how is heaven?
Bob: Great John. I'm playing golf with Bing.
John: Did you see Dorothy yet?
Bob: Bing swears she is still alive. Is he pulling a fast one?
John: I'd look in Bing's room.
Bob: Some things never change.
John: Any questions Bob?
Bob: Just one John. Who's entertaining the troops?
John: Al Franken, for one.
Bob: Al? OK. God bless him.
John: No one could ever replace Bob Hope.
Bob: Say, you'd make a great agent.
John: Bye Bob. Thanks for the memories.
Bob: Bye John. I'm off on the road to Bing's room.
Next week, John chats with Kate & Spencer.
Web Site: www.You'llBelieveAnything.com
Gale Norton, Secretary of Interior . . .
Her job; Protect our land. Background; lobbied on behalf of oil, gas, mining & logging
interests for Mountain States Legal Foundation. Hmmm?
A few obvious analogies;
the fox in the hen house, the snake in the grass, the piranha in the goldfish bowl.
Hope you visit, www.defenders.org and
www.savewolves.com
Jerry weighs in . . .
It's not that I'm fat, it's just that I'm slightly
obese. [:-)
Easier to find . . .
two-headed boa constrictor than WMD in Iraq.
Like it is . . .
the US now faces revenge attacks from ordinary Iraqis angered by US occupation. Army Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez, the commander of coalition forces in Iraq.
Believe It or Not . . .
In America, any 12 year old kid can tell you where to buy illegal drugs but the cops haven't a clue. Hmmmm?
USA Patriot Act . . .
is an unpatriotic act - NYTimes.
The "sneak &
peek" searches, in which the government secretly searches people's homes & delays telling them about the search is an outrage -
NYTimes.
US Attorney General, John Ashcroft
is lobbying to protect the Patriot Act. No wonder John lost to a dead man in an election.
Ashcroft is as dangerous to America as any Al Qaeda fanatic.
"Compassionate" conservative, . . .
President Bush is relaxing rules that say hospitals have to examine and treat people who require emergency medical care, regardless of their ability to pay. Starting Nov.
10, 2003 low income people will be denied certain types of emergency care.
Editor's note:
The number of Americans living
below the poverty line increased by 1.3 million
in 2002. Hmmm? More tax cuts?
New UN vote . . .
The UN voted 133 - 4 with 15 abstentions
demanding that Israel not "remove" Arafat & that Palestinians stop their suicide attacks against the Israelis. The US, Israel, the Marshall Islands and Micronesia voted "no."
Hmmm?
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