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Blood money . . .
Thanks to the Canadian government the infamous clubbing of baby seals is back with a vengeance. The Canadian government announced that over the next 3 years, they will allow close to 1 million seals to be killed.
Express your views ;
Prime Minister's Office
Right Honorable Jean Chretien
80 Wellington Street
Ottawa, Ontario K2A OA2 Canada
Hope you visit, www.protectseals.org
Public Citizen . . .
If you believe in US Constitution then visit;
www.citizen.org and www.trueMajority.org
Obscene . . .
Sexy adult film star, Jenna Jamison or US Attorney
General, John Ashcroft? Obscene : repugnant;
contrary to one's tastes or principles. The choice is yours.
No matter watt. . . .
NY phone company has back-up generators. Thanks AT&T. We had a blackout because US Attorney General, John Ashcroft keeps taking more and more power from the American people. [:-)
The way it is . . .
Iraqi people call our troops, "Ali Babas." Many towns in Iraq still without electric, water and fuel. Riots continue in Baera. Stay the course? Do you remember when Conservatives once said, "We can't just leave Viet Nam." Remember?
My World . . .
My world is a peaceful world a world without fighting a world with happiness No nuclear wars no poverty or muggings or gangs who kill over nothing where no one is hated or feared where animals can live in a rain forest without worrying about their homes getting destroyed for lumber My world is a peaceful world where a kid falls asleep without even thinking about bad things where a kid could walk to the park alone without worrying about being kidnapped My world is peaceful.
by Keegan Foster.
Satirist, Al Franken . . .
Wrote a new book; "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them; A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right."
Al bugs Bill O'Reilley and Fox TV. I say, "Conservatives that fling mud should not wear Armani suits." LOL
You can quote him . . .
George Akerlof, a 2001 Noble laureate in economics
; "The Bush fiscal policy is the worst policy in the last 200 years."
Smokey the Bear Bush . . .
Remember, only you and excessive logging can prevent forest fires. {:-)
New GI Bush doll . . .
The question is, "Who saw more action, the doll or the Dummy?" [:-)
Things being how they are . . .
the "Gays for Bush" delegation won't be going to the RNC. {:-)
Overheard at the Supermarket . . .
"Will the female exhibitionist in aisle 5, please come to the manager's office. PLEEASE!"
Remember when . . .
a hack was a cab driver and not a computer thief? [:-)
This just in . . .
Scientists in China have created embryos made up of both human and rabbit DNA. Hmmmm? What to call it? Vote for your favorite pet name ;
A. Bugs Bunny Siegal
B. Hippy Hop along Cassidy
C. Peter Cotton tail Smith
D. Red Carrot top Jones
E. Arnold Schwarzenegger
Round up the usual suspects . . .
Who killed JFK? The latest line;
Favorites ; LHO, LBJ, CIA
Even money ; Dow, FBI, KKK, AFL
Long shots ; M-O-B, USSR, Cu.
Also rans ; Jackie, Judith, Marilyn
Has alibi ; Tricky Dick
Jerry's best bet ; Mortgage your house on . . . CIA
FBI, close second.
You've Got Mail . . .
Hey Jerry,
What are your Labor Day thoughts?
Signed, Working Stiff in Washington State.
Dear Working Stiff,
I'm thinking about the millions of Americans out of work.
Signed, More Tax Cuts?
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