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My Family is cursed. The doctor told my Uncle, if he wants to stay out of the hospital, he better learn to jog. The next day, my Uncle went jogging, got mugged and is in the hospital.

Compassionate Conservative: That's a Governor who pardons himself for any past drug abuse offenses he may have committed.

Compassionate Conservative: That's a Governor who mocked Karla Faye Tucker's final plea for mercy.

Compassionate Conservative: That's a Governor who opposes strict gun control laws.