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This just in . . .
WMD scarcer than, "Gays for Bush."
Sob story . . .
Wealthy Conservatives cry that they pay too much tax. Yet in many other countries they would pay MORE tax. Don't wealthy Conservatives love America? More tax cuts? LOL
When you luck is batting zero . . .
John Poindexter had to shut down his OTB [Only Terrorists Bets] parlor due to an outbreak of decency in Washington, DC.
Wm. F. Buckley Jr. . . .
says Liberals complain about spending $4 billion a month in Iraq but never mention the cost of the prescription drug plan. Hey Bill, once in a while come down from your ivory tower and mingle with the peasants.
What makes a terrorist? . . .
Bush to Israel ; "Tear down that wall."
Bush to Israel ; "Stop building those settlements."
Israel to Bush ; "Drop dead."
Changing of the guard . . .
When Paul Wolfowitz replaces Colin Powell, America will once again have a Secretary of War.
Say What? . . .
Does America have the right to invade another country based on 'murky' intelligence? Fugheddaboutit!
God bless our Constitution . . .
American citizen, Jose Padilla is an alleged Al Qaeda terrorist. Padilla has been in a military jail for more than a year. He has not been allowed council. In America, the prisoner has rights. But this fact seems foreign to US Attorney General, John Ashcroft. How sad is that?
President Bush can't get a break . . .
Just when he tells us it's a sin to be gay, the Espiscopal Church votes to approve it's first openly
gay Bishop, the Reverend V. Gene Robinson. The times they are a changin'.
Terminator . . .
If Arnold Schwarzenegger gets elected, then we will no longer be able to call President Bush the #1 dumbbell in American politics. [:-)
Medulla Oblongata . . .
I may not be well educated but I take pride in the fact that I know so little about so much. {:-)
Good news, bad news . . .
The good news is, we found WMD. The bad news is, they are located in Alabama. The US Army has announced they will destroy 2,254 TONS of SARIN, VX and MUSTARD gas. Hmmmm?
You've Got Mail . . .
Hey Jerry,
Is it true you have no luck with the ladies?
Signed, Romeo in Rome.
Dear Romeo,
Let me put it this way; The last good night kiss I got was when Bobby Fischer was Chess Champion of the World. Signed, Isolated Pawn.
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