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New vote . . .
Soon the Senate will vote on a bill that will grant
blanket immunity to gun dealers and manufactures
- even if they sell weapons to murders or terrorists.
NRA successfully lobbied Congress to pass this bill. Urge you to write your Senator and say, "I'm mad
as hell and not going to take it anymore." More children die from gunfire in America than any other nation. How sad is that?
Say what? . . .
So, the doctor said to the 78 year old patient, "What are you worried about? You'll live well into your
70's." {:-o)
This just in
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University of Maryland poll finding a majority of Americans believe the Bush administration was,
"stretching the truth" about Iraq's WMD. Thank God they didn't lie. LOL.
You've Got Mail . . .
Hey Jerry,
Are the NY Mets in trouble?
Signed, Jock in Jay.
Dear Jock,
Does Takeru Kobayashi like Coney Island hot dogs?
Signed, Where have you gone Willie Mays?
One Perfect Rose
A single flow'r he sent me, since we met
All tenderly his messenger he chose;
Deep - hearted, pure with scented dew still wet-
One perfect rose.
I know the language of the floweret;
'my fragile leaves' it said, 'his heart enclose.'
Love long has taken for his amulet
One perfect rose.
Why is it no one ever sent me yet
One perfect limousine, do you suppose?
Ah no, it's always just my luck to get
One perfect rose.
Dorothy Parker [1893 - 1967]
Bullyism . . .
Recently the US suspended $47 million in military
aid to 35 countries that have ignored a request to grant immunity to US citizens in International Criminal Court proceedings.
Western Union . . .
to: Wall Street Journal stop
To whom it may concern stop
Seeking financially blessed female companion stop
Photo not necessary stop
Age not a problem stop
Sense of humor helps stop
Interested? stop
References a must stop
Mail copies of portfolio, credit cards and bank statements to : 3rd Jughandle, Lakewood,NJ stop
Act now, don't delay stop
Marriage optional stop
No pre-nups!!! stop
Fondly, Jerry Fundsrlo stop /:-)
Behind closed doors . . .
Recently President Bush picked the first batch of Al Qaeda terrorist suspects for trial by secret military tribunal. Nothing new about secret trials in America but the practice continues to make me
uncomfortable. How about you?
Dynamic Duo . . .
Mike Savage and Ann Coulter perfect for Fox-TV, the fair and balanced network. [:-)
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