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This just in . . .
US will soon attack Iran. Ayatollah you so! UN, for all your faults, I love you still.
Since President Bush declared victory in Iraq
our troops have been on more alerts than the crew of the USS Enterprise.
One man's opinion . . .
UN troops needed in west bank. Without them there will be no successful road map to peace. Both sides need to be restrained. Both sides need to compromise. Both sides need peace not war.
You've Got Mail . . .
Dear Jerry,
Is Iraq, Iran and Syria about oil?
Signed, Interested in Intercourse.
Dear Interested,
Do the Dixie Chicks annoy Republicans?
Signed, Hugh Betcha.
This just in . . . .
President Bush wants US to make mini nukes. MOAB not destructive enough? How sad.
This just in . . .
US Attorney General, John Ashcroft wants new laws to make it easier to INDEFINITELY detain terror suspects. Why bother John? You are doing that now. Once upon a time America was a nation of laws. The right-wing in US is running amuck. How sad.
Conservative monopoly on God? . . .
I'm told every night God Emails conservatives and every day conservatives fax God. How sad.
NRA . . .
Doesn't want Congress to increase funding of the federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. Budget cuts hurt the ATF's ability to fight law breaking gun dealers. The NRA is as dangerous to Americans as any Al Qaeda fanatics.
Note to Bill O'Reilley . . .
Try skipping the conservative spin and report the news. The words, fair and balanced due NOT apply to your program. You're worried about Walter Cronkite's journalism? Now that's funny.
Never give up . . .
"Every day is a fresh beginning,
Listen my soul to the refrain.
And, spite of old sorrows
And older sinning,
Troubles forecasted
And possible pain,
Take heart with the day and begin again."
Susan Coolidge [1835 - 1905]
Women's Rights . . .
I say, "In America women have the right to wear thong panties or nothing at all!" {:-o)
Starbuck's . . .
Coffee is strong. How strong is it? It's so strong it grows hair on your chest, your legs, your feet, your arms, your hands and your face! [:-)
Chairman of the Board . . .
This October, Radio City Music Hall will honor Ol'
Blue Eyes with a two week stage spectacular. Frank
Sinatra, the greatest singer of American popular standards. It ain't rap but it sure is music.
$2 bill coming back . . .
Just in time to pay for our morning caffeine fix. Thank God inflation is in check.
Ironic indeed . . .
Harry died when he choked on his vitamin pill. [:-o)
Feast . . .
The spider invited the ants to the human's picnic. The ants ate all day......and so did the spider. {:-)
Why Friday the 13th is bad luck . . .
Once upon a time, long ago and far away, a man got married on Friday the 13th. On that tragic day he lost his freedom, dreams, desires and true happiness. Need I say more? [:-)
Grandpa can't win . . .
Whenever Grandma and Grandpa have a fight, Grandma hides the Viagra. {:-o)
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