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A few good excuses . . .
Jerry : We are in Iraq to liberate people?
Colonel : Yes.
Jerry : We are there for freedom?
Colonel : Yes, that's right.
Jerry : Why didn't we liberate the Cubans? Cuba is much closer to America.
Colonel : Iraq is about freedom and weapons of mass destruction.
Jerry : Isn't it true that Israel's weapons of mass destruction can destroy Iraq 6 days a week and twice on Sunday?
Colonel : That's classified.
Jerry : Not to the rest of the world. Colonel, isn't Iraq about oil?
Colonel : Son, you live in a fantasy world.
Jerry : Aren't we there to secure the oil fields?
Colonel : I have neither the time nor the inclination to listen to this.
Jerry : Colonel, isn't this war about oil? Colonel? Isn't this war about oil?
Colonel : YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT IS!
This just in . . .
Halliburton has been granted the contract to repair oil wells after Iraq war. Contract worth over one billion dollars.
This news comes as the, 'Mother of all surprises.' [:-)
Michael Moore . . .
"Any time you've got both the Pope and the Dixie chicks
against you, you're not long for the White house."
Fair and balanced, Bill O'Reilly . . .
I agree with Bill. Hollywood stars should stay out of politics. Ronald Reagan was our worst President. {:-)
France, America's scapegoat . . . .
Second resolution would have FAILED, 11- 4. It is impossible to veto a FAILED resolution.
Protesters . . .
In 1776, protesters made America happen. I protest the Iraq war and love the United States as much as anyone on the planet, Earth.
Right wing columnist, Zev Chafets . . .
Wants America to also attack, Iran, Syria, Lebanon and N. Korea. Hmmm? How will Russia and China view these additional wars? One final thought. . . How do you liberate DEAD people?
More terrorism? . . .
Egyptian President, Hosni Mubarak predicted the Iraq war will spawn many new Osama bin Ladens. Hmmm? Will America need to be on 'red alert', forevermore?
You've Got Mail . . .
Dear Jerry,
What is the greatest invention in your lifetime?
Signed, Curious in Casablanca.
Dear Curious,
No question, it's the 'Wonder bra.'
Signed, Pleasant Pillows Person.
New Cable TV warning . . .
"Before viewing the following exercise program, check your heart. If these ladies don't get your blood circulating,
you're dead"!! /:-)
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