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March Madness . . .
Bombs over Baghdad followed by bombs over Iran?, bombs over North Korea?, bombs over Syria?, bombs over Libya?, Bombs over Saudi Arabia? We need to turn Iraq over to the UN. The best way to support our troops is to bring them home. We cannot and should not rule the world. The key is the UN and diplomacy; working and playing well with others. The alternative is, at best, world wide chaos. God bless America and God bless the United Nations. Peace.
Three American War Lords . . .
Bill Kristol, Paul Wolfowitz and Richard Perle. These men would have the US control the entire Middle East. They are as dangerous to America as any Al Qaeda fanatics.
My very confused Republican friend . . .
Says, "We have to attack Iraq. Do you want another 711?" [:-) Our CIA and FBI reports tell us Iraq had nothing to do with 911.
No problem . . .
When the customer complained he wanted a large coffee, the waitress simply poured his coffee into a bigger container. [:-)
You've Got Mail . . . .
Dear Jerry,
How come you are still single?
Signed, Wondering in Wilmington.
Dear Wondering,
To paraphrase Groucho, I could never respect any woman who was willing to marry me. {:-)
Signed, Off on a single cloud.
Girls gone wild . . .
Last night at the Boston Bingo Barn, 6 women bared their arms by removing their coats. Said one eyewitness, "Those ladies were real hot!" {:-)
Chess lesson . . .
In 2002 at the World Chess Open in Philly, my friend Alex had a forced mate in three during round five of the tourney. And so he said to his opponent, "Why don't you give up? The only chance you have is if the ceiling collapses." Just then the ceiling collapsed and Alex was killed. Thus we learn, never resign. </:-)
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