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"Quickies - Vol. 48"



You can quote him . . .

"You cannot kill large numbers of people without a claim to virtue. Our own campaign to rid the world of terror is expressed this way as if once we destroy all terrorists we destroy evil."

Dr. Robert Jay Lifton, professor from the City University of New York. Editor's note: Right wing columnist, John Leo would ban this man from teaching in America. Yeah, right John, then we burn the books.


Enduring freedom . . .

Fades with every new Government restriction.


Frank Sinatra once sang . . .

"The right to speak my mind out, that's America to me."


The line is 8-5 . . .

That Condoleezza Rice will soon represent Iraq at the OPEC meetings. Rice is a member of the board of directors at CHEVRON. Rice has a tanker named after her. How lucky for President Bush. [:-)


If. . . .

Iraq ain't about oil, then there's no such thing as SUV's.


This just in . . .

President Bush [compassionate conservative] opposes Affirmative Action. This reporter doesn't understand why WHITE folks are looking for Government handouts. Why don't they pick themselves up by their boot straps and get a job? {:-)


Right wing columnist, George Will favors having the death penalty. I only have one question for George. Why is the murder rate so high in Texas and Florida? Hmm?


North Korea . . .

Wants the US to sign a nonaggression pact. Don't they realize, America reserves the right to bomb any country in the world? Editor's note: See Paul Wolfowitz ; God's gift to preemptive strikes. ["Send In The Drones."]


Weapons of mass destruction . . .

Are owned by many, many countries. US, England, Israel, to name a few.


You know things are bad . . .

When you have to fight your pet for the last of the Cat Nip.


Today's Hollywood auditions . . .

OK people, I need former hit men on line A, former extortionists line B, former enforcers line C . . .


Pop Quiz . . .

What country is in violation of more UN Resolutions than Iraq?

Hint : This country has weapons of mass destruction and is on occupied land. If you don't know the answer, you're not paying attention.


Bill O'Reilly quote . . .

"Eminem may be the People's Choice, but he is as harmful to America as any Al Qaeda fanatic." Yeah, right Bill and Barbra Streisand and Alex Baldwin are pinko, commie gorillas. [:-)


You can quote her . . .

"We commemorate Martin Luther King as a great champion of peace, who warned us that war is a poor chisel for carving out peaceful tomorrows." Coretta Scott King.

Best Wishes Always - Jerry.



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