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"Quickies - Vol. 47"


Happy Thanksgiving!

Cartoon by Joshua Hullender
Gag by Jerry Sangiamo
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This just in . . .

According to the US, much of Iraq's oil has yet to be tapped. Hmmmm? Guess we'll help them out.


Republicans say they embrace minorities.
Yeah,right and their favorite movie is, "ROOTS."


Just a thought . . .

Smoker's rights end in my lungs.


Nobody does it better . . .

I bought a new 2003 calendar of the greatest tennis player in the world. Outstanding grace, style and form! Yes, Anna Kournikova, God's gift to, Love - 40.


State of the Union, 2003 . . .

$200 billion deficit.
2 million unemployed.
Investors loss, $4.4 trillion.

Not to worry. According to Wm.F.Buckley,Jr., there are more millionaires in America today than ever before in our history. Gee, thanks Bill. I feel much better now. [:-)


According to Wm.F.Buckley,Jr. . . .

To vote against a national holiday for Martin Luther King,Jr. was not necessarily a vote against civil rights. Yeah, right Bill and when you failed to support the 1964 Civil Rights Act it was because you thought it was a Civil War Act. {:-)


You can quote her . . .

"If you're tired of watching the NRA ransom our children's lives to the gun lobby, I encourage you to get involved with the Million Moms today." Sarah Brady.

This reporter favors laws;
Requiring Criminal back ground checks for all gun sales.
Banning all assault weapons.
Requiring the licensing of firearms.
Requiring a national ballistics database to track bullets.
Requiring 'smart guns' in every state.
Getting new gun laws passed in America is as easy as getting your deposit back from the landlord.
www.millionmommarch.org

Best Wishes Always - Jerry.



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