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Theme song on Lampoon . . .
"Darn That Dream"
written in 1940 by Edgar Delange and Jimmy Van Heusen. How sweet it is!!
Former President Jimmy Carter . . .
"For powerful countries to adopt a principle of preventive war, may well set an example that can have catastrophic consequences."
In a recent speech, Mr. Carter implored Israel to heed a UN Resolution which calls for Israel to withdraw from occupied territories.
"There is no other mandate whose implementation could more profoundly improve international relations,"
Mr. Carter said. No wonder Jimmy won the 2002 Noble Peace Prize.
Commentary by Frank Forthrite, President of the RR . . .
[Radical Right] "To achieve peace and stability we must nuke the evil nations around the world. God bless our weapons of mass destruction."
- Jerry : Frank.
- Frank : Yes?
- Jerry : Did you get your smallpox shot?
- Frank : Of course.
- Jerry : Feel safe?
- Frank : Absolutely.
- Jerry : Say goodnight Frank.
- Frank : Goodnight Frank.
Whiners blame everyone for their plight; save one.
Merry Christmas Dick . . .
That fair and balanced Republican judge, John Bates, ruled that Vice President, Dick Cheney, won't have to identify the executives and lobbyists who helped the Bush administration draft its energy policy. John Bates, the no spin judge. [:-)
Condolences to US Attorney General, John Ashcroft [poster boy of NRA] . . .
The California Supreme Court recently ruled, the Second
Amendment does not guarantee individuals the right to bear arms.
Actor, Sean Penn . . .
Wants us to continue to work with the UN regarding Iraq.
This reporter totally agrees. After Iraq, how many other countries need a regime change? Hmmmm?
New CIA 'hit' list . . .
When did President Bush waive the executive order banning assassinations? This ain't my America.
Say what? . . .
At Starbuck's:
- small is, 'Tall'
- medium is, 'Grande'
- large is, ' Venti' [20 oz. cup]
extra large is, 'Petit' and super colossal is, 'Itsy Bitsy.' {:-o)
Trent Lott . . .
Opposes Affirmative Action because he thinks with his head and not his heart. {:-)
New President Bush Doll . . .
Pull the string and hear, "It's not about oil. It's about gasoline and heating fuel."
Charles Dickens . . .
Once wrote, "Is not Mankind our business?"
Happy and Healthy Holidays!!!
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