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Received the following letter from a good friend;
Dear Jerry,
I'm bitterly disappointed with the Democrats who displayed no courage throughout the entire campaign.
Can you imagine that the nation has lost over 2 million jobs, the tremendous concentration of wealth with the rich, the horrendous environmental record, the discard of the other nations of the world [Kyoto Treaty, World Court], the utter disregard of civil rights, an impending war which we certainly don't need and the failure to aid the elderly and disabled is sinful and a wanton lack of respect for multitudes of Americans. I am appalled that the voters have given President Bush control of both houses of Congress. Wow, all I can say is, We Are In Trouble!
Best Wishes,
Lou Gaspari.
No spin zone host, Bill O'Reilly. . .
Tells us the Conservative news media is always fair and balanced and the Liberal news media always slants the news. This week's top stories;
- Monday : How Bill and Hillary Clinton destroyed the Federal Surplus.
- Tuesday : How Bill and Hillary Clinton created the new Federal Deficit.
- Wednesday : How Bill and Hillary Clinton want to put your Social Security money in the stock market.
- Thursday : How Bill and Hillary Clinton are in the pocket of the NRA
- Friday : How Bill and Hillary Clinton wrote the Republican Drug Prescription Plan.
- Saturday : How Bill and Hillary Clinton would not sign the Kyoto Treaty.
- Sunday : How Bill and Hillary Clinton are in bed with the Energy Corporations of America.
Next week, How Bill and Hillary Clinton. . .
For God and Country. . .
Jerry : Hey Alice. How are You?
Alice : I'm cool.
Jerry : How old are you now?
Alice : I'm 12.
Jerry : What do you want to be when you grow up?
Alice : I'm going to be a US Federal Assassin.
Jerry : Really?
Alice : Yes. I want to travel and see the world and kill evil doers for God and Country. Also, they have a great dental plan.
Jerry : Are females allowed?
Alice : Of course. Paul Wolfowitz is an equal opportunity employer.
Jerry : Where will you train?
Alice : There is a wonderful CIA school in Georgia. Dad says the school has been there for over 30 years. They teach you how to operate drones and other neat stuff.
Jerry : Ever read the Constitution?
Alice : Yeah. I like the part about the right to bear arms. The rest is junk. We need something that says it is our duty to the Homeland to kill evil doers.
Jerry : Will we also be killing evil doers in America?
Alice : That's a silly question. Just because you are an American doesn't mean you have the right to be a terrorist.
Jerry : Any problems with the job?
Alice : Well, sometimes we kill the wrong people and sometimes innocent people get killed along with the evil doers.
Jerry : How do you feel about that?
Alice : What can I tell you? S**t happens. You do what you gotta do.
Jerry : Ever watch the Soprano's?
Alice : Every Sunday night.
Jerry : Good-bye Alice. May all of your dreams never come true.
New CD. . .
"Fine Animal Gorilla" by Koko, the 'talking' Gorilla.
Jerry : So Koko, do you think the public will like your album?
Koko : My fans will go bananas.
Jerry : Sounds like you are going out on a limb.
Koko : I'll give you my peanuts if the CD doesn't swing.
Jerry : I understand you're searching for a mate.
Koko : Yes. Spread the word; SBF, 31, attractive, seeks mate. Children a must.
Jerry : Will you go on tour?
Koko : The usual. Letterman,Leno, O'Reilly.
Jerry : Good luck Koko. Be careful. The entertainment world is a jungle.
This just in. . .
The singing butler, Paul Burrell is visiting the states. No truth to the rumor that he will tell us, Princess Diana and Bill Clinton were lovers. I understand the Queen of England wants Paul to stay in America. She called President Bush and said, "Take our butler, please!"
Encore, encore, encore. . .
As the prison inmate said, "I'm back by popular demand."
You know you are old. . .
When the only dessert you order is a prune-Danish.
Vanessa's Law. . .
Hey kids, cancer is not cool. Don't smoke! We now have "Vanessa's Law." For more info, log on to;
www.oldbridgewatch.org
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