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Commentary by Frank Forthrite,
Pres. R.R. [Radical Right]
America's new improved foreign policy is, 'Regime
Change.' What countries qualify for, 'Regime Change'?
Obviously, Iraq, Iran, Syria and Libya. The leaders of these countries have suitcases filled with bio-chem-nuclear weapons of mass destruction. They desire to ignite a 'mushroom cloud' in New York City. Why? Because they are evil and hate democracy and the people of the United States. These leaders are jealous of, truth, justice and the American way of life. We must kill the bastards before they kill us. Better safe than sorry. When we change the regimes in these countries the people there will be liberated
and throw flowers at our troops and sing, 'God Bless America' as we secure their OIL FIELDS.
'Regime Change' a foreign policy that was first made popular by Germany in the 1930s and 40's. The State Department informs me that, North Korea, Cuba and Venezuela also have evil weapons of mass destruction. 'Regime Change', it's a tough job but somebody's got to do it. 'Regime Change', better safe than sorry. Details. . . www.Let'sRoll.com
Quote. . .
"We can win the war in Iraq. But if we don't go with the U.N., we will never win the peace.". . . Walter Cronkite.
Quote. . .
"Those who would give up essential Liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither Liberty nor safety." . . . Benjamin Franklin.
Quote. . .
"Greed destroys, compassion saves." . . . Jerry Sangiamo.
A charming poem about a time gone by. . .
"Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening."
By Robert Frost. . .
Whose woods these are I think I know,
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.
My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen Lake
The darkest evening of the year.
He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
Hot flash - Hot flash - Hot flash. . .
Details. . . www.Menopause.com
Guns and Alcohol. . .
Details. . . www.AirlinePilots.com
My blind date. . .
Was colder than Ted Williams.
Details. . . WhenYourLuckIsBattingZero.com
As Joe Boxer once said. . .
"I'll be brief." {:-)
I had no damage from the recent storm. . .
Except for the new tree in the kitchen. [:-o)
Overheard on Wall Street. . .
"Take my accountants, please!"
My friend Sam the Sorcerer. . .
Had to send his magic wand out for repairs. The shop called and said the wand was clogged. They removed 3 birds, 9 rabbits and 1 elephant. Sam said he could understand about the birds and rabbits. But he is positive he put the elephant back in the hat.
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