| Dear female readers, |
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"If you want my body and you think I'm sexy, c'mon on baby, tell me so."
E-mail, JerrySatire@aol.com |
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The early line is 8-5 that the Jews and Arabs make a deal faster than Cablevision and the Yes network. |
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According to the United States Government, the rebels in Columbia are terrorists but the rebels in Venezuela are freedom-fighters. Hmmm? I wonder if we ever get it wrong. Hmmmm? |
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I beat the odds. No I didn't win the Lotto but I did get hit by lightening.[twice] |
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| This just in . . . |
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My spies tell me, in the new season, Tony Soprano gets busted more times than the neighborhood priest. |
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| Now we know . . . |
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Where New York Mayor, Mike [toke] Bloomberg goes on weekends. [Potsville, U.S.A.] {:-) |
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| The Mid East . . . |
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It seems to me, peace may break out if, every Arab Nation recognizes, respects and coexists with the state of Israel and Israel, recognizes, respects and coexists with a new Palestinian State. In this crazy world of ours there are no guarantees. To some, compromise is an ugly word. To me, compromise can save the day. |
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We live in hope. John Lennon was right, "Give peace a chance." |
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| Ancient words of wisdom . . . |
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If you can't do the time - don't do the crime. And that's the name of that tune. |
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| Have gun - will travel . . . |
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If you're a New Yorker in desperate need of a 9mm hand gun [mugging,hold-up,robbery] take a ride to Virginia or to North Carolina or to South Carolina or to Georgia or to Florida. According to the N.Y.P.D., 90% of the illegal guns recovered in New York City, were bought in those states. Thank God, U.S. Attorney General, John Ashcroft, doesn't consider this a problem. God bless America. |
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Lately our politicians seem to be making more errors than my New York Mets. {:-) |
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