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E-mail Love advice. . .
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Dear Jerry,
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Get a face lift.
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| Dear Jerry, |
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Get a toupee. |
| Dear Jerry, |
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Get a girdle. |
| Dear Jerry, |
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Get a face lift, a toupee and a girdle. |
| Dear Jerry, |
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Take dancing lessons. |
| Dear Jerry, |
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Win the Lottery. |
| Dear Jerry, |
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Rob a bank. |
| Dear Jerry, |
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Get a job in a women's prison [work the night shift.] |
| Dear Jerry, |
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Learn how to cook. |
| Dear Jerry, |
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To get to second base you need a Hershey bar and nylon stockings. [For me or her? Jerry.] |
| Dear Jerry, |
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Bribery works for me. |
| Dear Jerry, |
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Write better jokes. |
| Dear Jerry, |
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Quit writing; period, end of story.
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| Dear Jerry, |
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Read, "Love and the Loser." |
| Dear Jerry, |
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Watch, "Me and my Shadow." |
| Dear Jerry, |
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You can always rent. For a good time call. . . |
| Dear Jerry, |
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Take my wife, please! |
| Dear Jerry, |
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Ever hear of breath mints? |
| Dear Jerry, |
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Pose nude in "Playgirl." |
| Dear Jerry, |
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Have a 'hunk' pose nude in "Playgirl"; pretending to be you. |
| Dear Jerry, |
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Polish your wheelchair. |
| Dear Jerry, |
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Paint your wheelchair. |
| Dear Jerry, |
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Polish and paint your wheelchair. |
Thanks for the E-mails. Stay tuned. How can I lose out with all this great advice?
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