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Something to think about. The next time you have $50, go to the SeaFood Store and buy some live Lobsters. Then bring them to the beach and release the Lobsters to the ocean. One day you may fall overboard and the Lobsters you freed may think fondly of you during dinner.

Sadist Delight: "You have been reconnected to your Server.

Of course I've been to, / Atlantic City / Atlantic City / Atlantic City /

Stress: That's a Guppy living in a river inhabited by Piranhas.