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"Quickies - Vol. 28"

"Blessed be the Peacemakers."

We, the people of the Earth [all races and religions] need to work at unity. God knows, it ain't easy. Can we do it ? This writer says,

yes!!! Like the song says, "Have Faith,Hope and Charity, that's the way to live successfully."

NOSTRADAMUS.......

Last night I had a dream that I had a conversation with you know who.

Jerry : Hey Nos, nice call on W.W.2

Nos : Thanks. Now tell me what you really want to know.

Jerry : I knew you were going to say that. You're so predictable.

Nos : I'm waiting.

Jerry : OK. Is it going to be a minor Armageddon or a major Armageddon?

Nos : Minor Armageddon? I don't think so.

Jerry : Then.....

Nos : Let me put it this way, don't sweat the credit card payments.

Jerry : Is that your final answer?

Nos : I'm afraid all your life-lines are used up.

Jerry : No chance you could be wrong?

Nos : Only one. If peace breaks out. But the line is 100-1 against that happening.

Jerry : Hey, in 1969 the N.Y. Mets were 100-1.

Nos : ......See you soon.

Jerry : Like hell you will !!

Yesterday I went online to get the local weather forecast. It said, "Sunny and mild high near 80. When I left the Apartment I remembered to take my sun-block. Unfortunately, I left my umbrella home, as it rained all day.

Best Wishes Always - Jerry.