"QUICKIES" Vol. 2
Went to the mall and bought lots of candles in case the Y2K bug strikes. I hate using my P.C. in the dark.
The only plate the modern day Baseball guards is the one at "Applebee's."
In the year 2000, cell phones will be equipped with TV's, PCs and Fax modems. Refrigerators, optional.
In the year 2000 our PC will be able to wash the windows, dust the furniture and do the laundry. Not bad, but who's going to walk the dog?
In 1900, the average life expectancy was 47.3 years. If you lived to be 47.8, your family received a free trip to Disney World.
In 1900, we had 8,000 cars, of which 7,983 were registered in Los Angeles.
In 1900, we had cars, trucks and greyhounds. No buses, just greyhounds.
In 199, heart disease was the number one killer in America, followed by lack of breathing.
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