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"Quickies - Vol. 19"

Rick : Tonight Ladies and Gentlemen I'm going to read you a poem that was written in 1931 by Mr. Herman Hupfeld….. You must remember this
A kiss is still a kiss
A sigh is still a sigh

Peter : Rick, Rick, help me. Last night I broke into the Starpucks Café and stole the employees discount number. Help me Rick. They are rounding up the usual suspects.
Rick : …The fundamental things apply
As time goes by.

Peter : Rick, hide me. These problems don't amount to a hill of vanilla beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Rick : …And when two lovers woo They still say : I love you
On that you can rely.
No matter what the future brings
As time goes by.

Peter : Rick, Rick, I'll share the discount number with you.Think of it, discount Cappaccino, Expresso, Latte, Mocha and your favorite Rick, Frappuccino. Even if they catch us, we'll always have Paris.
Rick : …Moonlight and love songs Never out of date.
Hearts full of passion-jealousy and hate.
Woman needs man and man must have his mate.
That no one can deny.

Peter : Rick, the police, they shot me. I'm finished. Here's looking at you kid. This is the end of a beautiful friendship. Rick : …It's still the same old story
A fight for love and glory.
A case of do or die.
The World will always welcome lovers
As time goes by.
Of all the Starpuck Cafes, in all the tri-state area, in all the World, why Sam, why did she have to walk into mine?

I'm not sure but I think the ants are getting wise to those ant traps. Last night I put 6 traps at different locations in the apartment. In the morning I found all the traps in the garbage pail with a tiny note that read : Nice try.

I'm not sure but I think I need a new girlfriend. I'm horny. How horny am I ? I'm so horny, last night I saw a painting of, 'Grandma Moses' and got sexually aroused.

This just in……The Arctic Great Bears and the Magnificent Marlins off the coast of Florida will soon have a new color, 'Crude Black'.

So far we spent over $100 billion to have a shield against incoming missiles. No luck yet but W wants more money to try again. Hmmm?

Wonder if this will jump-start a new Arms race? Hmmmm? V.P., Dick Cheney wants more Nuclear Plants in America. Hmmmm?
Wonder how much money the Energy Corporations contributed to the Republican Party. Hmmmm?

When are the Mets going to retire # 24 ? The Say Hey Kid was the best baseball player I ever saw. He fell in love with New York and New Yorkers fell in Love with Willie Mays.

When will Dick Cavett return to TV as a talk-show host? This reporter misses his wit and compassion. Dick Cavett makes me proud to be an American.