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"QUICKIES - VOL. 14"One crisp winter night When the moon was full and bright We embraced in the snowy grass and gazed at the stars above In the totally awesome, Pine Woods of Love. We did a little hanky and a lot of panky But we didn't mess with Mr. Spanky In the totally awesome, Pine Woods of Love One day you vanished and became a ghost I miss your sweet hooters most Is it naughty Elves that keep you from me ? Or perhaps a killer Christmas tree? At midnight this 2nd Millennium Eve I'll wait for you my sweet turtle dove In the totally awesome, Pine Woods of Love. Let's take it nice and easy during the holiday season. The more spirits we drink The spirits we see. Why did the rooster cross the road? The rooster crossed the road because all the chicks were on the other side. I read in Variety a woman was seeking egg donors. So I showed up with 6 dozen. Did you know the bra Julia Roberts wore in Erin Brockovich has been nominated for two special effects ? Robot Dog is the new hot toy. Comes with 10,000 rusty nuts and bolts. Not to worry. It also comes with a magnetic Pooper Scooper. Did you know that 3 out of 4 deceased Comic Bible readers no longer votes? 100% of Comic Bible readers are….. Comic Bible readers. 98% of Comic Bible readers prefer the Comic Bible to…..root canals. Digest the Comic Bible. It has no fat added. www.ComicBible.com Scientists say we will soon have a new pill to help us solve memory problems. Yes, 9 out of 10 mice that were given the pill , correctly recited The Gettysburgh Address. It is popular today to complain about the huge salaries some athletes are receiving. Yet we rarely protest the enormous yearly income of the CEOs Of America's corporations. Something is rotten in Florida and it's not the oranges. It seems to me the computers got it right the first time. |
