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Bring Our Troops Home................

"Why in hell are young American men and woman fighting in Afghanistan and before that in Iraq?"
- Bill Gallo, NY Daily News.
Editor's note : Hello?


This just in.............

New Jersey Senate bans gay marriage.
Editor's note : Why? We need a Constitutional amendment that allows gay marriage in the United States of America, asap!




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The Iraqi government says it plans to appeal the recent decision by a U.S. court to dismiss charges against 5 Blackwater guards accused of killing 17 unarmed Iraqi civilians in 2007.
Editor's note : You can find this story online.




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As many as 20 Republican lawmakers have said they will NOT run for re-election.
Editor's note : You won't hear this story on Fox News.
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The Siberian tigers are on the Endangered species list. Only 500 still living in the wild. [:-[
Sprawl : To kill our wildlife and rape our wilderness.




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Crime Scene Investigation reveals that Jay Leno died @ 10 PM. Cause of death ; poor timing. [:-0


Nabil Abu Rdainah.................

Spokesman for Palestinian Authority ; "The Israeli government proves every day that it is not ready for peace." - After Israel announced plans to build nearly 700 homes in East Jerusalem. The decision prompted criticism from U.S. and E.U. officials. [:-[




Lack of health insurance..............

Is a factor in life span and contributes to an estimated 45,000 deaths a year. [:-[


Bruce Bartlett................

"As far as I am concerned, any Republican who voted for the Medicare drug bill [2003] has no right to criticize anything the Democrats have done in terms of adding to the national debt." He made his comments in a Forbes article titled, "Republican Deficit Hypocrisy." Bruce was an official in the administrations of Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush.




NYTimes, Paul Krugman..................

"Then there are politicians. Even now, it's hard to get Democrats, President Obama included, to deliver a full - throated critique of the practices that got us into the mess we're in. And as for the Republicans : now that their policies of tax cuts and deregulation have led us into an economic quagmire, their prescription for recovery is - tax cuts and deregulation. Will the next decade be better? Stay tuned."
Editor's note : You can read Paul Krugman every Monday in the NYTimes. [:-)


This just in............

Sea level is rising faster in New Jersey. Researchers
[ Journal Geology ] say the sea level is rising not only because of melting ice and expansion of a warmer ocean but also land in the mid - Atlantic is sinking.
Editor's note : If you're not thinking GREEN, you're not thinking.


My friend Sad Sam..............

Hey Jerry - For the new year I plan to give up all nuts - including the human ones! [:-0


This just in.................

Senate Minority Leader, Mitch McConnell [R-Ky] has vowed to do anything he can to stop the Health bill.
Editor's note : Do Republicans turn me off? Is Avatar a hit movie?


NYTimes, Paul Krugman.............

"Social justice and progress can go hand in hand."
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Have a happy and healthy new year!

Best Wishes,
Jerry 
JerrySatire@aol.com

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