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Aristotle ..........................

" If we believe men have any personal rights at all, then they must have an absolute moral right to such a measure of good health as society can provide." [:-)


A single - payer health care plan.................

Would SAVE the government money. We would be able to eliminate CURRENT administrative health care costs, saving BILLIONS of dollars. [:-)
Editor's note : Sadly, the Republican Party has meaningful health care reform on the critical list. The GOP has the support of the Health Insurance companies, the Pharmaceutical companies and the United Coffin Makers of America. [:-0


This just in...............

The # 1 reason the Letterman extortion plan failed; the blackmailer forgot to put a stamp on the letter. [:-o




Global Warming...............

Mountain glaciers in Asia are melting at a rate that could eventually threaten water supplies and irrigation for 20 to 25 percent of the world's population, and increased absorption of carbon dioxide is leading to acidification of sea water faster than expected, the UN Environment Program said. [:-[


And......................

Deforestation of primary forests continues in much of the world as consumption of wood and paper products rises. [:-[
Editor's note : If you're not thinking GREEN, you're not thinking.




This just in............

A federal judge in Montana put the grizzly bears in the greater Yellowstone National Park area back on the Endangered Species List.
Sprawl : To kill our wildlife and rape our wilderness.
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Mary Travers dead @ 72.................

Mary Travers [Peter,Paul and Mary] died from leukemia. Why did she have to leave us so soon? The answer my friend, is Blowin' In The Wind. [:-[




The way it is.............................

Today, it costs millions of dollars to get elected or reelected. This is not healthy - it breeds corruption.
We need government funded elections, ASAP!
Greed is a devastating disease, the cancer of Mankind. [:-[


My friend Sad Sam..............

Hey Jerry, why do you favor a single - payer health care plan?
Jerry : Because the needs of the many, outweigh the greed of the few. [:-)




Rush Limbaugh, a man.................

With malice for all liberals & charity for none. [:-[


Glenn Beck...............

Should throw his hat in the ring & run for, Grand Wizard. [:-[


Drug maker Pfizer................

Fined a record 2.3 billion dollars for wooing doctors with free golf, gifts & resort junkets. [:-[


Roll out the barrel..............

Protuberance : swelling, bulging. See : Kirste Allie.
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And that's the way it is..............

Conservative parents telling their children, if they watch President Obama , they will go blind. [:-0


President Barack Obama................

"To remember that even when we disagree, and disagree strongly, that we are all Americans - that we are all striving to leave for our children a safer and more perfect union." [:-)




[2000 - 2008]................

For 8 long years, GW Bush was only a heart - beat away from running this country. [:-0


Jimmy Carter.......................

"I think an overwhelming portion of the intensely demonstrated animosity toward....Obama is based on the fact that he is a black man."
Editor's note : Mr. Carter speaks an inconvenient truth.


Economics 101.................

" Practical men, who believe themselves to be quite exempt from any intellectual influences, are usually the slaves of some defunct economist." - John Maynard Keynes.

"People of the same trade seldom meet together... but the conversation ends in conspiracy against the public or in some contrivance to raise prices." - Adam Smith.

"Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies." - Thomas Jefferson.

Editor's note : Capitalism without regulations is like a trial without a judge. Profits are a good thing, but excessive profits are not healthy for society as a whole. You can bank on it.



Best Wishes,
Jerry 
JerrySatire@aol.com

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