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Senator Ted Kennedy [1932 - 2009].........

"Health care should be a RIGHT, not a privilege."
- Senator Ted Kennedy.

"For all those whose cares have been our concern, the work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dream shall never die."
- Senator Ted Kennedy.

Senator Ted Kennedy sponsored 14 Bills and co - sponsored 137 Bills. The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few.

"Of all the forms of inequality, injustice in health care is the most shocking and inhumane."
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Please visit the Bill Moyers Journal, online - May 22, 2009 and July 31, 2009. Please rent, "SICKO" by Michael Moore.

Commonwealth Fund ; "The US health care delivery system is by far the costliest on the planet, but comparison studies consistently show Americans get second - rate results by nearly every benchmark." [:-[

" If nothing is done, health care is going to break the bank of not only the federal government but of every household in America."
- Paul Ginsburg, President of the Center for Studying Health System Change, a nonpartisan research group in Washington.
Editor's note : We need to pass a 'public option' health reform Bill, [The Ted Kennedy Act] ASAP!




Recently, Defense Secretary...................

Robert Gates said ; "In the intelligence business, we always used to categorize information in two ways, secrets and mysteries. Mysteries were those where there were too many variables to predict. And I think that how long US forces will be in Afghanistan is in that area." [:-[
Editor's note : What the hell was that? Time to leave Afghanistan. Right NOW!




Glenn Beck [of Fox News]................

On July 28, 2009, Beck called President Obam-a a racist who has a deep - seated hatred for white people or the white culture. [:-[
Recently, Congresswoman Lynn Jenkins [R. - Kan.] said the GOP needs a 'great white hope' to beat Obama in the next election. [:-[
Editor's note : As we all know, the 'conservative news media' and republicans, are seldom; fair and balanced. [:-[




This just in................

The situation in Afghanistan is deteriorating, according to US Admiral Mike Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Editor's note : Send more troops? Once upon a time, we had over 500,000 troops in Vietnam. Remember??? [:-[




Pop Quiz................

Who did a better job portraying Julia Child ; Meryl Streep or or Dan Aykroyd?
Send your answer to : SNL, c/o NBC. [:-)




This just in................

US scientists believe that the world's glaciers are melting @ a rapid & alarming rate. Also, the world's oceans this summer are the warmest on record.
Senator John McCain ; "The scientific evidence is OVERWHELMING that carbon dioxide contributes to global warming."
Editor's note : Hello?





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Jerry 
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