"Quickies - Vol. 130"
Senator Ted Kennedy...............
"If we leave things as they are, health - care inflation will cost far more over the next decade than health - care reform. We will pay far more for far less - with millions more Americans uninsured or underinsured."
Satire..............
All patriotic seniors in America should destroy their Medicare cards because socialism sucks, right???
Republican Senator Jim DeMint........
"If we're able to stop Obama on this, it will be his Waterloo. It will break him."
Editor's note : The Republican Party working overtime on behalf of the health insurance companies in the US. How sad is that? [:-[
Section 1233 of the health bill..............
Is about creating a 'Living Will' ! It is NOT about the government killing seniors. Are all conservatives as dumb as Rush Limbaugh? [:-[
Immigration................
I support GW Bush & John McCain on an Amnesty Bill. How about you?
This just in............
Hundreds of guns sold in Virginia wound up in the hands of criminals in NY in 2008, according to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and explosives.
Editor's note : Guns don't kill people - bullets kill people. [:-[
This just in.............
26 Israeli war veterans described demolishing buildings, vandalizing homes and issuing more than essential firepower, given the relatively light resistance they encountered during last winter's Gaza war. [:-[
Editor's note : For more on this sad story, please visit, "Breaking the Silence," online.
This also just in...............
Jerusalem - Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, saying he won't take orders about East Jerusalem, rejected a US demand to halt plans to build more homes for Jews there.
Editor's note : How many US Presidents asked Israel to stop building new homes in the West Bank? [:-[
Playwright & friend Bill Sorice........
www.coldginproductions.com [:-)
My friend Sad Sam.............
Hey Jerry - The poem says - "Water, water everywhere but not a drop to drink." Is this a global warming ode? [:-0
Editor's note : If you're not thinking GREEN, you're not thinking.
Riddle me this..............
Why do we register cars but not guns? Is it because we don't give a .com? [:-[
Do we care?................
- In the past 5 years more than 800 wolves have been brutally slaughtered by Alaska's aerial killing program.
- The Tongass Natural Forest in Southeastern Alaska now has logging going on thanks to the Obama administration.
- Edible fish will disappear unless OVERFISHING stops.
Hope you visit, Care2 and, www.Defendersofwildlife.org
NY Times............
"The stimulus is helping, and more stimulus would help even more. But going forward, new policies to stop foreclosures and to jump - start lending must also be part of the plan for economic recovery."
Editor's note : Hello?
Beer time...................
Black Professor Gates : "Tastes great"!
White cop Crowley : "Less filling."!
Black Professor Gates : "Tastes great."!!
White cop Crowley : Less filling."!!
Black Professor Gates : Tastes great."!!!
White cop Crowley : Less filling."!!!
Never mind. [:-[
This just in...................
Lou Dobbs investigating the new hot rumor that Barack Obama was born in, Cancun, Mexico. Thank God for the Birthers? [:-[
Editor's note : Barack Obama was born in Kenya & Michael Jackson will be appearing @ this year's Halloween Party in Las Vegas. [:-[
Meghan McCain....................
"Joe the plumber - you can quote me - is a dumbass."
Editor's note : To quote Cronkite - " And that's the way it is." [:-)
Economist Paul Krugman............
Believes stimulus is too small, regulations too Wall Street - friendly. Thinks worst banks should be nationalized.
Source : Newsweek.
Editor's note : WW2 forced FDR to spend MORE money. We need a second stimulus package!!
Sharks................
Humans kill 73 million sharks every year. Nearly a third of shark species are threatened with extinction.
Editor's note : [:-[
Source : NY Times.
Afghanistan..................
Diplomacy is the key, not more troops, not more bombs. Time to come home, ASAP!!! Obama's war is getting ugly. Hello?
Newspapers.....................
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Love is funny, or it's sad, but beautiful..........
Soo, she said, "Call me." [:-)
You've Got Mail...............
Hey Jerry - good luck, my friend, good luck! - Big Ed. {:-)
Best Wishes,
Jerry
JerrySatire@aol.com
www.Lampoon.net
Best Wishes Always - Jerry.
