"Quickies - Vol. 127"
Who's running America?...........
Before we invaded, Exxon Mobil had no contracts in Iraq. Today, Exxon Mobil has contracts in Iraq: "Mission Accomplished." Today Afghanistan has no oil pipe line. Tomorrow...............[:-[
Guns................
"Our attempts to create a mature and rational gun policy have not gone well. The lobby representing the NRA has had so much sway over Congress that the politicians run for cover rather than get on the lobby's enemies list. If they do, reelection becomes much harder." - Stanley Crouch, NY Daily News. [:-[
Text this, twitter that.............
Whatever happened to, VI 3 - 0458 ? My old Queens phone #. [:-[
Writer Jeffrey D. Sachs...........
"Ours is the generation that can harness science and a new ethic of global cooperation to bequeath a healthy planet to future generations." [:-)
This just in..............
Iran's president said that an American journalist convicted of spying for the US should serve her 8 year sentence @ Guantanamo Bay, with or without torture.
Editor's note : OK,OK, I made that up.
Dick & Sean................
Need to fade away & stop torturing us. [:-[
Genocide in Darfur..............
You can ask President Obama to keep helping the folks @ Darfur. Call : 1 - 800 - G-e-n-o-c-i-d-e.
The Germans tell us.............
To achieve fame, we need the 4 gs ; Gedanke - Geduld - Geld - Gluck. Thinking - Patience - Money - Luck. [:-)
Play write & friend...................
Bill Sorice. www.coldginproductions.com
Around the world & up your block.......
- Ornate Horned frog - Declining.
- Reinwardt's Tree frog - Declining.
- Marsupial frog - Endangered.
- Lemur Leaf frog - Critically endangered.
- Eastern Hellbender - Declining.
- Budgett's frog - Declining.
- Puget Sound & the Chesapeake Bay face perlious conditions caused by contamination. [:-[
Sprawl : To kill our wildlife & rape our wilderness. [:-[
Limbo.......................
A person barred from Senate, through no fault of his own. ie : Al Franken. [:-[
My friend Sad Sam.................
Hey Jerry - Just because lawyers call their clients, 'partner', doesn't mean they overcharge. [:-0
Bob Herbert, NewYorkTimes..............
"This blas'e attitude, this willful refusal to acknowledge the scope of the horror leaves the gun nuts free to press their crazy case for more and more guns in ever more hands. They're committed to keeping the killing easy, and we should be committed for not stopping them."
Editor's note : Guns don't kill people - bullets kill people. [:-[
My friend Sad Sam..................
Hey Jerry - Would you believe that my computer has the Swine Flu virus? [:-0
President Barack Obama...........
"History reminds us that, at every moment of economic upheaval and transformation, this nation has responded with bold action and big ideas." [:-)
Editor's note : The Grand Obstructionist Party [GOP] doesn't get it and they never will.
Health Care................
"Government - supported health insurance is a fairer, lower cost and more efficient system than the expensive, inefficient - and failing - market - based system we have now." - Marie Cocco.
Editor's note : Hello?
Torture..................
"We're either a rule - of - law nation - or we're not. We can't invent definitions of torture for one type of person that wouldn't be acceptable for another, no matter how much we may despise or distrust him." -Kathleen Parker.
Editor's note : Hello?
Richard Cohen, NY Daily News............
"Before you can torture anyone, you must first torture the law. When that happens, we are all on the rack."
Happy Birthday.............
To Pete Seeger, 90 years young. Pete Seeger, the most patriotic American that I know of. [:-)
Al Gore...................
"Despite the rear guard opposition of some vested interests, policies to help the world's poor and the global environment are in fact the very best economic bargains on the planet."
Editor's note : The clock is running. [:-[
Love is funny or it's sad, but beautiful..............
Soo, in my Facebook, I wrote : "You've tried the rest, now try the best!" [:-)
You've Got Mail................
Hey - Jerry, Give us a break. That's a pizza slogan! -Big Ed. [:-[
Best Wishes,
Jerry
JerrySatire@aol.com
www.Lampoon.net
Best Wishes Always - Jerry.
