"Quickies - Vol. 125"
"The Road to Afghanistan".....................
This new sequel to "The Road to Vietnam," stars Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Dorothy Lamour & Barack Obama. Hear John Wayne say, "We come in peace. We do not want to build an oil pipe line in your country. You can trust us, as long as grass is green & water flows."
Editor's note : I gave this movie, zero stars. How about you?
Sad note..............
5 year old Nicholas Principato lost his courageous one year fight with Leukemia. May he rest in peace and may his family not be in debt forevermore. Please, please, rent the video, "Sicko," by Michael Moore.
Glenn Beck [Fox News] says.............
"I'm a rodeo clown."
Editor's note : Gee Glenn, tell us something that we don't know. [:-[
My friend Sad Sam...............
Hey Jerry - 'The Guiding Light' was canceled after 72 years. I knew that soap opera wouldn't last.
[:-0
Driving & drinking don't mix..............
We need tougher penalties! Hello?
FREE................
You can view movies & TV shows for free @ www.hulu.com
This just in.............
The C.F.T. Foundation has named Sean Hannity the 2009, 'Man of the Year.' Yes, Christians for Torture appreciate the Fox News host. [:-[
The Grand Obstructionist Party [GOP].............
Continues to get an 'F' in working & playing well with the democrats. Herbert Hoover would have been soo very proud of them. [:-[
Senator Al Franken.....................
Has yet to spend one day in the Senate. Problem is, Al will soon need to raise money for his re-election bid. [:-0
Albert Einstein..................
"Nuclear power is one hell of a way to boil water."
Editor's note : If you enjoy fried fish, move near to a Nuclear Power Plant. [:-[ If you're not thinking GREEN, you're not thinking.
Web Site for disabled folks................
www.disaboom.com - I'm a member. [JerrySatire]
Union of Concerned Scientists............
"The scientific community agrees that global warming is already underway and requires immediate action. The burning of fossil fuels is a major source of air pollution and contributes to global warming."
This just in..............
The American Medical Association and the World Health Organization have called for an end to growth-promotion use of antibiotics in livestock production.
This just in..................
Rush Limbaugh mocks Senator Ted Kennedy's health.
Editor's note : Has Rush no sense of decency? [:-[
Jerry Lewis................
Recently, many folks were shocked, shocked to learn that Jerry Lewis is human. Give me a break! For all his faults, I love him still. [:-)
This just in.................
"Coulter is offensive, radical, insulting and confusing, all at the same time. Ann Coulter is not the woman we republicans need representing us right now." - Meghan McCain. John McCain's daughter. [:-)
This just in................
The Supreme Court ruled that NYC has no right to sue gun makers because of a 2005 federal law barring nearly all such suits. [:-[
Editor's note : How sad is that?
Around the world & up your block........
- Mexican Gray Wolf - 60 wild.
- Grizzly Bear - 1500 in lower 48 states.
- Whooping Crane - 450 wild.
- Woodland Caribou - 40 in lower 48 states.
- Bog Turtle - 18,000 wild.
Sprawl : To kill our wildlife & rape our wilderness. [:-[
Baseball.........
Are you old enough to remember when only the ball was juiced? [:-[
On sex................
"Honey, sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either." - Mae West. [:-)
Love is funny or it's sad, but beautiful..............
During a Spring day in 2001, I asked her ; "One day, would you like to hang-out with me?" She said ; "Maybe." I saw her again yesterday and said ; "Well?" She replied ; "I'm thinking, I'm thinking." [:-[
You've Got Mail................
Hey Jerry - How romantic! - Big Ed. LOL.
Best Wishes,
Jerry
JerrySatire@aol.com
www.Lampoon.net
Best Wishes Always - Jerry.
