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"Quickies - Vol. 122"

           
            Obama's Wars?....................

Time to unite the world. Diplomacy - Diplomacy - Diplomacy - Diplomacy!!!!!!!!


            Daniel Schorr, circa, 1970..............

"It may go on for years - efforts to put band - aids on the present system, with cost - control decrees and new arrangements for the poor, while the campaign for national health insurance gathers force. But the signs are that before too long the US will join the rest of the civilized world in accepting the "right to health" and in making it a reality." Senator Ted Kennedy ; "If we are to reach our goal of bringing adequate health care to all our citizens, we must have full and generous cooperation between Congress, the administration, and the health profession.
We already possess the knowledge and the technology to achieve our goal," circa, 1970. Editor's note : 1970? Hello? Rent the video, "Sicko" by Michael Moore!!!





            Actor John Cusack...........

"Satire is meant to have teeth ; satire is meant to be dangerous." [:-)


            Al Gore...................

"Civil disobedience should focus on stopping the construction of new coal plants.
Clean coal does not exist."
Editor's note : Also, since Republicans tell us nuclear waste is safe, all nuclear waste should only be buried in Red States.




           
You've Got Mail.................

Jerry - "Every member of Congress should have to wear a uniform like the Nascar race - drivers, so we could see what corporations are sponsoring them." - Alida.
Editor's note : We need to remove the 'money - factor' from our elections.


            American history 101.............

1987 : The congressional Iran - Contra committees issued their final report, saying President Reagan bore "ultimate responsibility" for wrongdoing by his aides.
[:-[





           
Around the world & up your block......

*Sumatran rhino, about 300 in the wild.
*The Javan rhino is endangered.
*Spring chinook salmon population has fallen dramatically in recent years.
*The world is facing a critical shortage of doctors & the prognosis is getting worse. -
National Geographic.
*President Bush wants developers to build with impunity.
Sprawl : To kill our wildlife & rape our wilderness. [:-[
Also, please visit,  www.doctorswithoutborders.org




            Things being how they are.............

This season Santa may be forced to merge with the Easter Bunny or perhaps, Bugs Bunny. [:-0


            Christmas, 2008.................

The unemployment stubs were hung by the chimney with care.
In hopes that new jobs soon would be there.
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All I want for Christmas.......

To pass a National Health Care Act.
To pass the Employee Free Choice Act.
To pass the Fairness Act.
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American history 101..............

1830 : Congress passed, "The Bill for an Exchange of Lands with the Indians Residing in Any of the States or Territories." [:-[
President Andrew Jackson gets an 'F' in working & playing well with the American Indians. Read the new book, "American Lion" by Jon Meacham.




            President Jimmy Carter, circa, 1979...

"....too many of us now tend to worship self - indulgence and consumption."
Editor's note : Hello?


            In 2009 the NY Mets...........

Will play ball in their beautiful new home, "Citi - Bankrupt - Field." [:-0




           
This just in..........

Some banks are collecting food for the needy..... executives on their 2nd, 3rd & 4th floors. [:-[


            NY Times...............

"....the country has elected a president who believes that meeting the challenge of climate change is essential to the health of the planet and to America's economic future."
Editor's note : Go Obama !





           
Love is funny or it's sad, but beautiful....

Perhaps I will find my soul - mate during the new year. [:-)


          You've Got Mail...........

Jerry - Perhaps I will find judge Craters hidden money during the new year. - Big Ed. LOL.


"Happy & Healthy Holidays," from the entire staff @ www.Lampoon.net  [:-)


Best Wishes,
Jerry
 
JerrySatire@aol.com

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Best Wishes Always - Jerry.

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