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This just in..............
Kabul, Afghanistan, August 20, 2008. The Afghan Interior Minister claimed US bombs killed 76 civilians, including 19 women and 50 children under the age of 15.
Editor's note : We have forever lost, the hearts & minds of the Afghan people. Time to come home, not send more troops. Hello?
This just in..............
Baghdad - Iraq & the US have agreed that all US troops will leave by the end of 2011, said Prime Minister Nouri al - Maliki. However Washington said no final deal had been reached. [:-0
Georgia on his mind............
Russian President Dmitry Medvedev said, General Petrauis is right, a surge works! [:-[
This just in................
The US said, we deplore Russia's excessive use of military force in Iraq............I mean Georgia. [:-[
Politically speaking...............
John & Sarah are on a 'Bridge to Nowhere'. Trust me.
Sen. Barack Obama............
"On Nov. 4, we must stand up and say, 'Enough is enough.' " [:-)
NYTimes writer, Paul Krugman........
"But even in the face of a Republican Congress, Mr. Clinton succeeded in pushing forward policies, like the State Children's Health Insurance Program, that did a lot to help working families. And what one sees on the other side is a total lack of empathy for and understanding of the problems working Americans face. Mr. Clinton, famously, felt our pain. Republicans, manifestly, don't. And it's hard to fix a problem if you don't think it exists."
NYTimes writer, Paul Krugman..........
"What we really need is a government that works, because it's run by people who understand that sometimes government is the solution, after all. And that seems to be something undreamed of in either Mr. Bush's or Mr. McCain's philosophy."
Republican philosophy.............
"Thank God the Arctic ice is melting, now we can drill for oil in the region." [:-[
Around the World & up your block....
*A New York State official recently ruled that Indian Point's [Nuclear plant] water - intake system is killing hundreds of thousands of fish a year.
* Less than 300 right whales left on the planet.
*NYTimes - "This country has failed to protect the salmon, and the salmon industry, in New England and in California, Oregon and Washington. Alaskans now have a chance to save one, the last healthy populations left. We hope they vote yes for the initiative."
*Brazil : Hundreds of oil-slicked penguins have washed up dead on the beaches of Floreanopolis.
Sprawl : To kill our wildlife & rape our wilderness. [:-[
Death benefit..............
Screwing the credit - card companies. [:-)
2008 Summer Olympics........
The USA finished with the most medals. [110]
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Hope you visit..............
The 2008 Jerry Lewis Telethon raised over
$65 million to help fight Muscular Dystrophy!!
[:-)
Chris Russo................
Mad dogs never die, they just fade to Satellite. [:-0
You've Got Mail.............
Jerry - Does John McCain want to cut Social Services? Signed - John Q. Public.
Dear John Q.,- Can Mike Phelps swim? - Jerry in Lakewood, NJ.
You've Got Mail..............
Jerry - My six - shooter has nothing but blanks, if you get my drift. Signed - Frustrated in France.
Dear Frustrated - Try a bottle of, 'Erotica', the quicker - picker - upper, if you get my drift.
{;-o) - Jerry - Lakewood, NJ.
Alert........................
The anti-smiley face folks are throwing paint on all smiley faces. [:-0
Love is funny or it's sad, but beautiful....
Someone new on the scene. Hmm? [:-)
You've Got Mail..............
Jerry - Forget about it, you suck @ romance.
- Big Ed. [:-{
Best Wishes,
Jerry
JerrySatire@aol.com
www.Lampoon.net
You've Got Mail...........
Jerry - Vacation? Think cold showers. Big Ed. [:-)
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