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Actress Jessica Lang ...............
"We are living in an America that, in the last 71/2 years, has waged an unnecessary war, established prison camps, condoned torture, employed corporate armies, eliminated the right of habeas corpus, practiced extraordinary rendition*, and believe me, this is only a partial list." *Aka, kidnapping.
Jimmy Carter ; "The Iraq War is a war based on lies."
Editor's note : No Civil War in Iraq & Mel Ferrer is buried in Grant's tomb. The surge is working & John McCain doesn't want to cut our social programs. {:-[
Former White House spokesman.............
Scott McClellan ; "History appears poised to confirm what most Americans today have decided - that the decision to invade Iraq was a serious strategic blunder." Read : "What Happened," by Scott McClellan.
HL Mencken............
"Injustice is relatively easy to bear; it is justice that hurts."
Bob Herbert, NYTimes............
"Mr McClellan is being denounced as a traitor by those who readily accept the culture of deception, and who believe that a government official's primary loyalty is not to the people, but to power itself - in this case, to the president. It's exactly that kind of thinking that begets unnecessary wars."
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This just in.............
Recently, tens of thousands rallied in Iraq AGAINST a proposed American plan to keep US troops in Iraq after the current UN mandate expires.
Editor's note : Time to come home from Iraq & Afghanistan.
Israel's 60th Birthday..............
And they continue to build new settlements on the occupied land. How sad is that?
This just in............
French Foreign Minister Bernard Kouchner recently said contacts with Hamas are needed to gauge the humanitarian and political situation in the Middle East.
This just in.............
VP Cheney to visit the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull to chat with Indiana Jones about OIL the problems in Iraq.
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Note to Senator Kennedy...........
Get well soon & thanks for all the social legislation!!
Read this book..........
"Nobodies Modern American Slave Labor And The Dark Side Of The New Global Economy," by John Bowe.
Bad news................
* Myanmar may have 100,000 deaths as a result from cyclone Nargis.
* On May 12, 2008, China was hit with a 7.9 magnitude earthquake. 80,000 killed.
* The folks of Darfur in deep trouble.
New York, New York............
4,043 illegal guns were confiscated in 2007. As we all know, these guns get to NY from the deep South.
"Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people." [:-[
Ellen DeGeneres & Portia Rossi........
To wed in California.
Editor's note : The California Supreme Court overturned the state's gay marriage ban. [:-)
Du Pont....................
Working on developing cellulosis ethanol fuel from the leaves and stalks of corn and from the remnants of sugarcane stalks and from wheat straw and other biomass sources.
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Central Asia Snow Leopards...........
On the Endangered Species List. Iceland continues to hunt whales. Sprawl : To kill our wildlife & rape our wilderness. [:-[
Mickey Mouse 80 years old...........
And thanks to his wealth, he doesn't depend on Social Security, Medicare or Medicaid, soo Mickey always votes, Republican. [:-[
My friend Sad Sam..........
Jerry - If the F word is cool with Sue Simmons, it's cool with me. [:-0
This just in...........
NASA photos suggest ice exists on Mars - Lemon, chocolate, strawberry and of course, rainbow.
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History.............
On May 25, 2008, the US Phoenix Mars probe landed safely on Mars. Unfortunately it was in the 'no - fly - zone' area & a Martian Metermaid gave the vehicle several red-hot parking tickets. [:-0
This just in...........
Because of soaring gasoline prices, many seniors are buying roller skates and pogo sticks. [:-o)
Viagra...............
Warning : Do not take if you are married, as this may result in an unpleasant sexual experience lasting more than 4 minutes. [:-0
My friend Sad Sam............
Jerry - Printed on my chop-sticks @ the Chinese restaurant ; "Made in America." [:-o)
My friend Sad Sam...........
Jerry - Sex is all about our biological urges. Love is all about our illogical surges. [:-0
My friend Sad Sam.........
Jerry - I think folks that eat food from the ocean are very, shellfish. [:-)
New X - rated book...........
"I Finally Got Into Her Panties, But It Was A Tight Fit," by Jason Giambi. Ok,OK, I made that up. [:-)
Hello?................
If you are lost in the woods, sitting on a rock, waiting for your ship to come in, you need to understand that the forest harbors no docks.
Polar bears...............
Back on the Endangered Species List. [:-[
Hope you visit.............
Support America's unions.
Think GREEN.
Demand National Health Care.
Insist on new gun-ownership laws.
Love is funny, or its sad, but beautiful..........
My TLC therapist is giving me a discount. Every 4th visit is FREE. [:-)
You've Got Mail..........
Jerry - You lucky SOB!! - Big Ed [:-[
Best Wishes,
Jerry
JerrySatire@aol.com
www.Lampoon.net
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