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"The 3 Trillion Dollar War"..............
By Joseph E. Stiglist & Linda J. Bilmes. Please read this book!!
Editor's note : Today, the US is bombing Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakistan. President Bush and Senator McCain want to add Iran to this list. Where have all the diplomats gone? We are spending over $12 billion per month on war. No Civil War in Iraq & Ann Coulter is a brain surgeon. The surge is working in Iraq & Bobby Fischer is buried in Grant's tomb. Adm. William Fallon has resigned as chief of US forces in the Middle East and Central Asia. Do you know why??
How to take back America............
We the people need to eliminate the 'money-factor' from our elections. Shadow Government : Corporate Heads. Hello?
This just in............
Recently, President Bush vetoed a Bill that would ban the CIA from using waterboarding. Said George : Waterboarding? I thought the Bill said, snowboarding."
Editor's note : Nothing funny about torture, sorry about the joke. [:-[
This just in............
States estimate that proposed changes to Medicaid would cost them about $50 billion in federal aid over the next 5 years, nearly 4 times the administrations estimate.
Pete Seeger...............
Be there an activist alive that doesn't know the name Pete Seeger? The most patriotic American I know ; Pete Seeger, bar none. Case closed, end of report. [:-)
NYTimes writer Cornelia Dean.........
"A rise in sea levels and other changes fueled by global warming threatens roads, rail lines, ports, airports and other important infrastructure, and policy makers should be acting now to avoid or mitigate their effects, according to new government reports." Hello?
America History 101............
President Thomas Jefferson : "This unfortunate race, whom we had been taking so much pains to save and to civilize, have by their unexpected desertion and ferocious barbarities justified extermination and now await our decision on their fate." [:-[
Earth Day, April 22...............
Today, the Earth suffers from a severe case of emphysema and we care not. Happy motoring. [:-[
This just in.............
One of every 99 American adults is behind bars. A new record; 2.32 million people. [:-[
"Sicko" by Mike Moore............
Did you rent this video? We need National Health Care in America. Hello?
Despite our current Supreme Court.......
Mayors Against Illegal Guns will try to build bipartisan support for tougher gun laws. [:-)
No recession in America...........
And Senator John McCain never committed adultery. [:-[
Billionaire Warren Buffett............
"I would say, by any common-sense definition, we are in a recession."
Editor's note : While Republicans don't have a monopoly on greed, they do excel @ the practice.
The late Joey Adams...........
"Ernest Borgnine told me : I knew I was getting older when I took my dog for a walk and I couldn't keep up with him. Soo, I swapped him for a turtle." [:-)
My friend Sad Sam..............
Jerry - You can't just be an expert coffee-maker, you have to urn it. [:-o)
Extra - Lite.............
Pain Management : 6 pack of beer.
Blood work : Finding the money to pay for all the medical tests.
High blood pressure : Occurs whenever we hear ;
"Your call is very important to us."
Assisted Living Home : Grandma's house.
Rehab : Where you get in shape to fight the insurance companies.
Diet : Triple cheeseburger, no fries.
Exercise : Denise Austin making us sweat.
Nurse : Who you get to talk to, instead of the doctor.
Warning : If you enjoy having a healthy liver, this medicine is not for you. [:-0
April is Poetry Month........
"Almost."
By Jerry Sangiamo.
She almost said hello.
She almost smiled my way.
She almost looked into my eyes.
She is almost never on my mind. [:-[
"May Flowers."
By Jerry Sangiamo.
Their petals entice us.
Their aroma delights us.
Their independence intrigues us.
Ah, Spring, and the frolicking ladies. [:-)
Hope you visit...........
Love is funny or it's sad, but beautiful,
My TLC therapist is considering my marriage proposal. [:-)
You've Got Mail..........
Jerry - Marriage is to romance, what a snake is to a mouse. - Big Ed. [:-)
Best Wishes,
Jerry
JerrySatire@aol.com
www.Lampoon.net
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