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US Maj. Gen. Kevin Bergner............
Recently said northern Iraq was increasingly the focus of Sunni insurgent attacks. "This is going to be a tough fight," he said.
Side bar : As we all know, Turkey has invaded northern Iraq. [:-[
Afghanistan : US military deaths, suicide bombings and opium production hit record highs in 2007. Taliban militants killed more than 925 Afghan police and large parts of the country remain outside government control. Source : The Associated Press. [:-[
Editor's note : The surge is working in Iraq & inflation is in check. No Civil War in Iraq and Harry Potter is buried in Grant's tomb. Time to come home from Iraq & Afghanistan. Hello?
Writer Paul Constant...............
"Most members of the 9/11 Truth movement believe that the US government perpetrated 9/11 in an elaborate conspiracy to bring about the decomposition of civil liberties and the fortification of the American empire in the Middle East. They think this because, since 9/11, we've witnessed the decomposition of civil liberties and the fortification of the American empire in the Middle East. Our government routinely spies on its citizens both inside and outside its borders, and runs secret courts with special rules. We torture and kill civilians because we can." [:-[
This just in...............
142 countries voted in favor of a $4.17 billion UN budget for the next two years. Only the US voted no. The Bush administration feels the UN doesn't appreciate the actions of the government of Israel.
Editor's note : Is it possible the government of Israel is a tad aggressive? Hello?
The Earth today................
Pre emptive strikes, invasions, assassinations - & the world will be a better place? [:-[
Book, "The Conscience of a Liberal"...............
By Paul Krugman. A few quotes from the book;
"One key message of this book, which many readers may find uncomfortable, is that race is at the heart of what has happened to the country I grew up in. The legacy of slavery, America's original sin, is the reason we're the only advanced economy that doesn't guarantee health care to our citizens."
"Race, then, was essential to the ability of conservatives to win elections in spite of economic policies that favored a minority over the majority."
"But if there's a single reason blue-collar workers did so much better in the fifties than they had in the twenties, it was the rise of unions."
"I believe in a relatively equal society, supported by institutions that limit extremes of wealth and poverty. I believe in democracy, civil liberties, and the rule of law.
That makes me a liberal, and I'm proud of it."
"Because in the end, democracy is what being a liberal is all about."
Editor's note : Read this book!!!!
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"Sicko" by Michael Moore................
If you haven't rented this video, you must be in a coma.
Editor's note : As we all know, God created conservatives, to show liberals, how lucky they are. [:-)
Al Gore..................
"We are in danger of creating a permanent 'carbon summer', in which pollution traps the heat that is normally radiated back out of the atmosphere. Now is the time to make peace with the planet."
Editor's note : Gas should cost, $ 10 a gallon. Why?
Re-read, Al Gore. Hello?
This just in...............
The federal government told the state of California they cannot set car emission rules.
Editor's note : Soo, like, what happened to 'State's Rights'? [:-[
Around the world & up your block............
Germany - Baltic Sea island of Usedom ; Pollution has made some local fish unsafe to eat. [:-[
East Java - Gas drillers probably triggered an eruption of mud in May, 2006. So far, the mud has engulfed 12 villages and displaced 10,000 families, and is still surging today. [:-[
US - Pygmy rabbits are now on the endangered species list. [:-[
My 2008 love horoscope by Harriet Hooters..........
Winter : Around Valentine's Day a beautiful, mysterious woman will approach you. Turns out, she is a process-server.
Spring : On April 1st, several 'girls gone wild' will beg you to film them. The babes want to black-mail you.
Summer : July 4th, a very sexy lady invites you out for a drink. You will discover her rates to be exorbitant.
Fall : During Trick or Treat Day, a beautiful, mysterious woman will approach you. She is not a process-server.
She is a Nun seeking donations for a new Bingo Parlor.
Enjoy, because 2009, doesn't look too thrilling. - H.H.
My friend Sad Sam................
She looks great, but is the shape real or is it, Spanx?
[:-0
Roger Clemens..............
Should be available around Labor Day. [:-o)
Editor's note : Steroids put our health @ risk. Hello?
Love is funny or it's sad, but beautiful...........
My Sweetheart Contract ; Twice a month she gives me,
TLC & twice a month I give her Euros. [:-)
You've Got Mail...........
Jerry, Euros? Hmmm? How can I get some? - Big Ed
[:-o)
Best Wishes,
Jerry
JerrySatire@aol.com
www.Lampoon.net
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