"QUICKIES-VOL.11"
Because he used all of his Lifelines, George W. Bush failed to answer the following question, "Why does the state of Texas always have a high murder rate?
One of the 'Survivors' has a complaint : " Unlike the Island of Manhattan, our Island has no AK-47s, large ammo clips or armor piercing bullets. How come?"
The cops can't understand how Springsteen can take shots at innocent people.
Doctor : You say, your computer has a Virus? Give it two re-boots and call me in the morning.
Lately I'm seeing a lot of dead birds on the Internet. Hope my P.C. Doesn't have a Virus.
There is no truth to the rumor that George W. Bush said, "Our public defenders are the finest bunch of alcoholics I've ever met."
To win the battle of the bulge, we must weigh what we eat.
If drugs are, 'so cool', why are many addicts, 'so dead' ?
I understand when the new N.R.A. Eatery opens in Times Square, they will offer free meals to any homeless person….who owns an Uzi.
I understand at the new N.R.A. Eatery, if you show the waiter your concealed weapon, it's not necessary to leave a tip.
Looks like the Feds are making Bill Gate's Hard Drive….micro-soft.
Life is often, an uphill climb on a sheet of ice.
George Carlinism….. Why do we call them, 'Rest Rooms'? We should call them, 'Relieve Rooms.' Does anyone ever say, "Hey man, where's the Rest Rooms? I have to take a wicked rest."
I wish to thank, Anita Bathe and Dot Kalm, for always Lampooning.
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