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IRAQ..............
81 US soldiers killed in Aug. 2007.
1,800 Iraqis killed in Aug. 2007.
Congressional Research Service : "Because of the number and breadth of parties boycotting the cabinet, the Iraqi government is in essential collapse."
General James Jones : Recommends scrapping Iraq's national police force, which he describes as dysfunctional and infiltrated by militias.
Senator John Warner [R-Va.] : "Is pressing ahead with the war in Iraq making America safer?"
Gen. David Petraeus : "Sir, I don't know, actually."
Petraeus later flip-flopped on this question.
Bush : "We are not leaving Iraq."
Congress : "ok."
Public : "Say what?"
Editor's note : The surge is working & Mickey Mouse is buried in Grant's tomb. No Civil War in Iraq & Harry Houdini will send us a message this Holloween eve @ midnight. [:-[
You've Got Mail............
Jerry,
As human beings, we may be deluded to think it is not within us to kill one another - that by doing so negates what it is to be a human being. But, history has proven, as evidenced by September 11, 2001, such thinking is not rational .There is much danger in the world today and we are forever changed, as we try to combat evil. Though our world may have been turned upside down and tomorrow may be feared, hope may provide comfort. The student of international affairs imagines halcyon days of peace and happiness descending like dew upon our dreary world when the conference tables surrounded by Heads of State spring forth with a code for peaceful co-existence. But, actually, as General Omar Bradley once said, "The central problem of our time is how to employ human intelligence for the salvation of mankind." In my opinion, the power to change the destiny of humankind is really in the hands of we, the people, using common sense.
- Eleanor Sydlo, Lakewood NJ
Dear Eleanor, Understanding, communicating, diplomacy and working & playing well with others is the key to world peace. Evil, aka, GREED, is the cause of war. - Jerry.
Unions.................
Most famous label in America : "Made in China."
Pensions are disappearing in America & you think unions are not important? LOL.
What global warming?................
On the other hand, a new report by the Scientists of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration says sea-ice coverage of the Arctic Ocean will decline by more than 40% before the summer of 2050. Two-thirds of the worlds polar bears will disappear by 2050. This summer the ice retreated much farther and faster than in any year since satellite tracking began in 1979. [:-[
The European Space Agency tells us new satellite photos reveal Arctic ice has shrunk to the lowest level on record. [:-[
Riddle me this.............
What are our carbon footprints? Send you answer to; G.B., c/o the White House.
This just in.............
Starting Sept. 17, 2007, the people of San Francisco will have universal health care. I wish you no ill feelings, soo, go rent "Sicko" by Michael Moore. [:-)
You know your health is suspect, when the doctor hands you an organ donor card. [:-0
Never, never have an operation in a hospital that has a plasma TV in the OR. [:-o)
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Sprawl................
Trick or treat?................
Teaches our children the benefits from extortion. [:-[
As time goes by..............
Ilsa : You want answers Rick? Ok. When we had our affair in Paris, I was married. I didn't join you that night @ the train station because I was told my husband was hurt, so I went to him. Then I got a telegram that my brother in NY was about to perform brain surgery & needed my help, so I went to him. Then I got a call from Brazil, telling me my sister was about to give birth to sextuplets, so I went to her. Then my..............
Rick : OK,OK, I get it. You were busy.
Ilsa : Yes Rick, I was busy. I knew you would understand.
Rick : We'll always have Paris.
Ilsa : Yes Rick.
Rick : Here's looking @ you kid.
Ilsa : Rick, those letters of transit don't amount to a hill of beans to me, but do you have them?
The world will always welcome lovers, as time goes by.
[:-0
Soo gay..............
If a man prefers pink
and a woman blue
Why the desire
to pester the two?
Lakewood..............
Mom & Dad : "We are going to the beach today, OK?"
Children : "That's for Jersey sure!" [:-)
What racism in America?
Mexicans are welcomed in all our communities. And after they fix the roof, they can mow the lawn. [:-[
This just in.............
When asked about the condition of America's viaducts, the Head of the Department of Transportation, E.Z. Past said, "We will cross that bridge when we get to it." [:-0
This just in............
Thanks to Jerry Lewis & the Firefighters of America more than $63 million was raised this year for the Musclar Dystrophy Association. [:-)
This also just in..............
Former Federal Reserve Chairman, REPUBLICAN, Alan Greenspan ; "The Republicans in Congress lost their way. They swapped principle for power. They ended up with neither. They deserved to lose."
"I am saddened that it is politically inconvenient to acknowledge what everyone knows : the Iraq war is largely about oil." - Alan Greenspan.
New book...............
"Giving" by Bill Clinton. How each of us can change the world. "My hope is that the people and stories in this book will lift spirits, touch hearts and demonstrate that citizen activism and service can be a powerful agent of change in the world." - Bill Clinton. [:-)
Bush & Cheney..........
Want to establish in Iraq an 'enduring relationship' for, Blackwater, Hunt, Halliburton, Exxon Mobil, Chevron & British Petrolium. [:-[
My Friend Sad Sam........
Jerry, who wrote all those "unwritten rules", like; don't eat beans the night you plan to have sex?
I love beans. [:-0
Love is funny or it's sad, but beautiful............
The Clouds have vanished this night.
The stars are showing off.
The moon is in full bloom.
How can I not think of you?
You've Got Mail...............
Jerry, your poetry sucks. Give us a break. - Big Ed. [:-[
Best Wishes,
Jerry
JerrySatire@aol.com
www.Lampoon.net
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