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"Quickies - Vol. 106"

           

            Iraq...............

April, May, June 2007 have proven to be the deadliest period since the US - led invasion began in 2003.

Editor's note : No Civil War in Iraq & VP Cheney isn't secretive. [:-[


            Thomas Paine..........

"He who is the author of a war lets loose the whole contagion of hell and opens a vein that bleeds a nation to death."


            Amy Goodman.........

"The Declaration of Independence speaks of unalienable rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. It ALSO says that when a government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the RIGHT of the people to alter or abolish it."

Editor's note : Nancy Pelosi is wrong, Bush & Cheney need to be impeached!
        www.DemocracyNow.org


           Former Sen. George McGovern...........

Turns 85 years old this year. George opposed the Vietnam War. He opposed the Iraq War. FYI ; McGovern flew 35 B24 missions during WW2. George was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross. [:-)


           This just in.............

VP Cheney calmed neocons by telling them, Scooter will receive a FULL pardon, before he leaves office. [:-[


 
          New book..............

"Legacy of Ashes The History of the CIA" by Tim Weiner.
President Eisenhower; "Its failures have handed us a legacy of ashes." Read this book!!

Editor's note : Since the 1950's, Corporate America rules our CIA.  We are in Iraq because, Exxon Mobile, Chevron & British Petroleum want to be on the Iraq Oil Reserve Board. [:-[




              This just in.............

US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales knew about Patriot Act violations. Source : Washington Post.
Editor's note : At the end of the day, it is clear that AG has no respect for our laws.
White House : "Alberto Gonzales doing a fantastic job."

[:-[


               Immigration Bill.............

Is not about amnesty. What in the world is Lou Dobbs thinking? [:-[


             "SICKO" see this film..............

"In Canada, England and France, health care is a service. In America, health care is a business." - Michael Moore.


              This just in..........

Lions,leopards, jaguars and wolves face habitat destruction. Support the Great Cats and Rare Canids Act of 2007. Also, urge China to protect tigers by maintaining its successful ban on tiger trade.

Sprawl : To kill our wildlife & rape our wilderness. [:-[




            Global Warming.................

If we don't act now, it will take more than the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft to save the Earth. [:-[


            "September Poems Uno".............

By Bob Spinelli.
                           Berrigan
                The radio spoke a poet's passing.
                Little snippets of his life
                Were read by those who knew him.
                His words, their voices,
                no need to say goodbye.
Available @
                        www.publishAmerica.com
                        www.B&N.com
                        www.Amazon.com


                Writer Erik Reece..............

"The Appalachian forest is vanishing, but it can be saved. We know that our species, and most other species will survive only in a future that burns NO coal or oil. We need to stop mountaintop removal, a form of strip mining." Read ; "Lost Mountain : A Year in the Vanishing Wilderness," by Erik Reece.

Sprawl : To kill our wildlife & rape our wilderness. [:-[


              This just in...........

President Bush is not using the power Congress gave him [The Federal Airborne Hunting Act] to prevent states from using this barbaric method to kill wolves.

Sprawl : To kill our wildlife & rape our wilderness. [:-[
                     www.defenders.org


                This just in............

Up to 2.2 million families nationwide could lose their homes to foreclosure in the coming years. Source : Center for Responsible Lending. [:-{




               Huey Long..........

"If you don't vote, you don't matter."


              Thomas Jefferson............

"If there is one principle more deeply rooted in the mind of every American, it is that we should have nothing to do with conquest."
Invade Iran????


               Fact of life.............

37 million Americans are living below the poverty line.
[:-[


            Our political system is broke..............

Personal wealth and or corporate wealth, should play NO part in our elections. Hello?


            Fact of life............

10 million people control 25% of the world's wealth.
World population : More than 6 billion.


            NYTimes write Paul Krugman..........

"If Mr. Murdoch does acquire The Wall Street Journal, it will be a dark day for America's news media - and American democracy. If there were any justice in the world, Mr. Murdoch, who did more than anyone in the news business to mislead this country into an unjustified, disastrous war, would be a discredited outcast. Instead, he's expanding his empire."


             This just in...........

The Supreme Court ruled [5-4] that it's, brilliant, brilliant to discourage integration. [:-[


             This just in...........

The Supreme Court ruled [5-4] that it's, brilliant, brilliant to allow manufactures and distributors to conspire to set minimum retail prices. [:-[


            
Riddle me this................

If I held up a sign, across the street from the Supreme Court, that said, "The unholy Five need to smoke a joint," should I be arrested?


             Dorothy Parker.............

                           "Razors pain you;
                             Rivers are damp;
                             Acids stain you;
                             And drugs cause cramp.
                             Guns aren't lawful;
                             Nooses give;
                             Gas smells awful;
                            You might as well live."
                                           [:-)


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             Writer John Updike...........

"Government is ultimately a human transaction, and Roosevelt put a cheerful, defiant, caring face on government at a time when faith in democracy was ebbing throughout the Western world. For this inspirational feat he is the twentieth century's greatest President, to rank with Lincoln and Washington as symbolic figures for a nation to live by." [:-)


             Liquid coal sucks...........

The use of coal to make liquid fuels will INCREASE CO2 emissions. [:-[


             My friend Sad Sam.............

"So I said to the cop; OK,OK, I'm drunk, naked & standing in the middle of Cross-Bay Blvd. But, keep in mind, I'm the pillar of the community, I go to church, religiously & I only had two beers......would you believe, three beers?" [:-0


             Love is funny or it's sad, but beautiful.............

 I said; Forgive me for being lost in the woods, but you never said hello & now you want to say goodbye? Never mind. May love, joy and happiness follow you. And just one more thing, may you decide not to leave. [:-[


             You've Got Mail.............

Jerry, There's always, Shop-Rite. - Big Ed. [:-)



Best Wishes,
Jerry
 
JerrySatire@aol.com

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Best Wishes Always - Jerry.

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