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White House chat room........
General Petraeus : "Let's arm the Sunnis."
V.P. Cheney : "Brilliant, brilliant!" [:-[
General David Petraeus........
Recently warned that he might ask for an extension of the surge into next year.
Editor's note : I'm shocked, shocked. [:-[
This just in.......
Ex-Justice aide [Republican] Monica M. Goodling, suggested that testimony by Attorney General Alberto Gonzales about the dismissals of federal prosecutors may have been flawed.
White House : "A.G. doing a fantastic job." [:-[
"The Assault On Reason"...........
By Al Gore. "The question before us could be of no greater moment : Will we continue to live as a people under the rule of law as embodied in our Constitution?
Or will we fail future generations by leaving them a Constitution far diminished from the charter of liberty we have inherited from our forebears? Our choice is clear."
Carl Sagan...........
"A global environmental crisis threatens our children's generation. Mitigating the crisis will require a planetary perspective, long-term thinking, political courage and savvy, eloquence, and leadership - all of which are in evidence in Al Gore's landmark book." {:-)
"September Poems Uno"....................
By Bob Spinelli.
Primal Query
Why don't you come with me beyond this door?
Just you and me we two, no more.
Do you not dare to turn the knob?
Peer not through the Keyhole, it's too dark to see
Your choice is either
To precede or follow me.
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This just in.............
Pollution is the #1 killer in the world today. Dig for more oil? Can we be THAT dumb? [:-[
Writer Christopher Hayes.............
"Given the choice between democracy without free markets or free markets without democracy, many conservatives would cheerfully opt for the latter.
Editor's note : Neocons - global control freaks. [:-[
Studs Terkel............
"The big thing that bothers me is the lack of history. We forget what happened yesterday."
Editor's note : Yesterday we had no unions in America and workers were routinely abused. [:-[
Neocons motto...........
"Give me your energized, your rich,
Your huddled CEOs yearning to breathe pollution,
The wealthy collection of your teeming shore.
Send these, the mansion owners, soft-tossed to me :
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!" {:-[
This time in history........
The date : July 10, 1804
The time : 9PM
The place : New York
The tavern : Dark Draughts
A new ale arrived.
Alexander : "Tastes great."
Aaron : "Less filling."
Alexander : "TASTES GREAT!"
Aaron : "LESS FILLING!"
And the rest is history. [:-)
This year in time............
In 1971 Coco Chanel [Chanel #5] expired @ the age of 88. Myth has it that C.C. died from an accidental overdose of, Aqua Velva. [:-0
Neocons Preamble............
"We the Corporations of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect monopoly, establish control, insure domestic domination, provide for the businesses defense, promote the general propaganda and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the CEOs of the United States of America." [:-[
Editor's note : Don't you just hate Web Sites that knock Neocons? [:-)
How did the Sopranos end?.................
After the mini blackout @ the diner, Tony received a call to step outside. Waiting in a hot Mustang convertible, wearing a Victoria Secret red nightgown was, Dr. Jennifer Melfi. Tony smiled, got in the car and off they went to San Diego for physical therapy. Meanwhile, A.J. followed the new sexy waitress into the supply room. Carmela soon ventured into the kitchen and complimented the chef on his spicy sausage. Meadow arrived @ the diner to witness THAT man being arrested. She called the cops biased against Italian-Americans and promised to make bail for, Sonny [sure-shot] Santos. So, bada bing, bada boom, there you have it. You're welcome. Side bar : If you rewind this episode in slow motion, you will hear either, "Don't Stop Believing" or, The - Walrus - Is - Paul. [:-o)
This just in..........
The Bush administration has delisted the grizzly bear from the Endangered Species List. Today, fewer than 1,300 grizzly bears survive.
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Drought..................
In 3 regions in America : the Southwest, the Southeast and northern Minnesota. It is crystal clear that Mother Nature is warning us to save water and conserve energy.
Factory Farming sucks............
FF is an attitude that regards animals and the natural world merely as commodities to be exploited for profit.
[:-[ www.FactoryFarms.com
"Sicko"................
Documentary film by Michael Moore. See this film!!!
Today, the #1 cause of bankruptcy in America is, THE COST OF HEALTH CARE. [:-[
This just in..............
VP Cheney not interested in giving The Information Security Oversight Office, any of his classified papers.
[:-[ George & Dick need to move to, Albania.
Play by play................
"The score is tied and Barry Bonds is in the............on-deck-Jacuzzi." [:-0
Love is funny or it's sad, but beautiful............
I asked my true love in the A&P ; Would you be happy if you never saw me again? She replied; Does Starbucks sell coffee? [:-[
You've Got Mail..........
Jerry, Starbucks sells more coffee than Italy sells pasta.
- Big Ed. [:-)
Best Wishes,
Jerry
JerrySatire@aol.com
www.Lampoon.net
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