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Debunking Iraq 'Puppy Dog Theory'..............
"Of course, nothing about our being "over there" [Iraq] in any way prevents terrorists from coming here. Quite the opposite, the evidence is overwhelming that our presence provides motivation for people throughout the Arab world to become anti-American terrorists."
- Richard Clarke - served as chief counter terrorism adviser on the National Security Council.
Editor's note : No Civil War in Iraq & Roger Clemens is underpaid. [:-[
This just in............
New planet known as, '581c', just [:-) outside our solar system has Earth - like temperatures and is potentially habitable. Spider - Man plans to investigate the planet, pollution wise. [:-)
Sign in Nevada..............
"Future waterfront property coming to our state. New beach homes available." [:-o)
Riddle me this.............
Did the American Indians have an immigration problem? Send your answer to Lou Dobbs.
Southwest Indian Foundation..............
"Our primary goal is to lessen the poverty and unemployment among the Indians of the Southwest; Navajo, Zuni, Hopi, Laguna, Acoma, and Apache tribes."
Editor's note : Paybacks are a bitch.
www.southwestindians.com
Just a thought..........
A realist understands the difference between hope & false hope. Too many of us, just don't get it. [:-[
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Mi Amigos...............
"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me :
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
Editor's note : These words, written on the Statue of Liberty, are what America means to me. [:-)
Dodge City...........
From 1878 - 1885 Dodge City only had 15 homicides. Wyatt Earp kept the peace with the help of the town ordinance : "NO GUNS." Love him or hate him, Wyatt lived to be 93 years old. [:-)
This just in...........
The NRA opposes a new bill that would prohibit suspected terrorists from buying guns. How sad is that?
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Riddle me this...............
How do we register over 200 million guns in America?
Answer : One gun @ a time!
Baseball.............
Are you old enough to remember when the batboy only supplied the players with bubblegum? [:-[
The last time I saw Paris.............
She was working out in a big yard, wearing a smart looking, Martha Stewart striped jump suit. [:-o)
Weather forecaster...........
The only job where you can be wrong every day and still get a bonus. [:-[
Mayor Bloomberg [R-NY]............
Wrote to US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales accusing him of "flip-flopping" on a proposed law that would restrict access to federal gun trace data.
White House : "Alberto Gonzales doing fantastic job."
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This just in...........
US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has conceded there was direct White House pressure [Emails] to remove the prosecutors and replace them with people friendlier to the administration. Senator John McCain [R-Ariz.] "Alberto Gonzales should resign."
White House : "Alberto Gonzales is doing a fantastic job." [:-[
Senator Norm Coleman [R-Mn.]........
"Alberto Gonzales should resign." Editor's note : An ex-Justice Department official testified before a Senate panel that Alberto Gonzales as White House council tried to bully John Ashcroft into re certifying the warrantless wire-tapping program.
White House : "Alberto Gonzales doing a fantastic job."
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Fact of life................
Soon gasoline will be $4 a gallon. So, how is Exxon Mobil doing? Do you remember when $2 gas, only cost us $3? [:-[
Paul Wolfowitz............
"The people @the World Bank will love me. They will bring me flowers & candy." OK,OK, I made that up. [:-)
You've Got Mail............
Jerry, Does 'nothing' exist? - Philosophical Phil in Philly.
Dear P.P., Yes, but only when we are hungry.
[:-o)
This just in.............
You know the economy is in trouble when we see CEOs shopping @ the Dollar Tree stores. [:-0
This just in.............
Harry Potter isn't merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead! [:-)
"September Poems Uno".......
By Bob Spinelli.
Who's There?
Green, chilled forest
Splashed by whispering shadow.
Attend closely,
And you will hear
God breathing.
This book available @
www.B&N.com
www.Amazon.com
www.publishamerica.com
"Sicko"
New documentary by Michael Moore. Why do we continue to be a socially backward nation? Our politicians have great health care, why not the rest of us?
"The 11th Hour."
New environmental documentary by actor Leonardo Di Caprio. [:-)
To boldly go............
Every Halloween @ midnight, if there is a full moon, we can see Scotty [Star Trek] circling the Earth. [:-)
Shame on us...........
Sprawl : To kill our wildlife & rape our wilderness. [:-[
Love is funny or it's sad, but beautiful..........
Today, in the A&P, my true love gave me a one-way ticket to, Knowhereville. [:-[
You've Got Mail...........
Jerry, I hear it rains, 24/7 in Knowhereville. Enjoy.
- Big Ed. [:-)
Best Wishes,
Jerry
JerrySatire@aol.com
www.Lampoon.net
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