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"Quickies - Vol. 102"

           

I had a dream...........

That Senator John McCain & Senator Hillary Clinton issued a joint statement ;

OIL we are saying is we can't just leave Iraq, because, you know, there's all that OIL.
OIL we are saying is we can't allow Iran to have nukes, because, you know, there's all that OIL.
OIL we are saying is we need a regime change in Venezuela, because, you know, there's all that OIL. [:-[


            Republican Senator Chuck Hagel.........

"The US must begin planning for a phased withdrawal from Iraq. The cost of combat in Iraq in terms of American lives, dollars and world standing has been devastating for our country. The American people are demanding that we develop a bi-partisan consensus for an honorable and responsible exit strategy from Iraq. If we fail to build a bi-partisan foundation for an exit strategy, America will pay a high price for this blunder. One that we will have difficulty recovering from in the years ahead."


            NYTimes............

King Abdullah of Saudia Arabia told Arab leaders that the American occupation of Iraq was illegal and warned that unless Arab governments settled their differences, foreign powers like the US would continue to dictate the region's politics. - Hassan M. Fattah.

Editor's note : No Civil War in Iraq & the Easter Bunny brings us solid gold eggs. [:-[


           Fox News..............

The fair & balanced propaganda network wants us to bomb Iran. How sad is that? [:-[
                "September Poems Uno," by Bob Spinelli.....
                 It Is Balloon ;
                 The red balloon
                 Bobs up and down in the sunlight,
                 Tail trailing behind,
                 Exuberant bauble banters with birds.
                 But far bellow a child howls.
                 Tiny hands still clutching air
                 Where string ought to be.
                 No matter,
                 There
                 are more docile balloons below.
                 This red one is free.
 "September Poems Uno,"  by Bob Spinelli available @
                   www.publishAmerica.com
                   www.Amazon.com
                   www.B&N.com
 On Sunday, April 15th from 1PM till 3PM, you can meet Bob Spinelli @ B&N, Brick Plaza, Bricktown, NJ. [:-)


           April is Earth month..............

Conserve.
Use Ethanol.
Plant a tree.
Help clean a park. Visit ;
                  www.sierraclub.org
                  www.greenfestival.org 
                  www.sundancechannel.com/THEGREEN
                  www.climatecrises.net


           This just in.........

The Supreme Court ruled the Clean Air Act gives the EPA the authority to regulate emissions of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases from cars. [:-)


              This just in.............

The pallid Sturgeon [ Yellowstone River ] is near extinction. [:-[


               This just in............

Illegal loggers and developers are destroying Brazil's Amazon rain forest. [:-[


             This just in............

Folks @ the White House want to sell the Tongass National Forest. [:-[


              Global Warming............

This winter was the warmest on record worldwide. Most scientists attribute the rising temperatures to greenhouse gases which are produced by industrial activities, cars and other processes. These gases build up in the atmosphere and trap heat from the sun.

Source : The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.




            This just in..........

NY City residents living within two blocks of a busy roadway face big health risks, including asthma attacks and heart disease from tailpipe emissions according to a new report obtained by the NY Daily News. Visit.
                    www.environmentaldefense.org


            New UN report on Global Warming..........

"The number of species going extinct rises with the heat, as does the number of people who may starve or face water shortages. {:-{


                This just in ......

US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales & FBI Director Robert Mueller said the FBI broke the law to secretly pry out personal information about Americans. [:-[


               My friend Sad Sam...........

"My friend Moses is old. How old is he? He's soo old he remembers when the Grand Canyon was the Grand Mountain." [:-o)


                Holy caped crusader! .............

Captain America is killed off in the final episode of his life. [ Aren't we all? ] Harry Potter, Captain America, next we'll be told Tony Soprano gets blown-up in his final sit down. [ Don't we all?] [:-)




               New Age Cannibal............

"There's a left-over explorer in the freezer. I plan to put him in the micro-wave for tonight's feast." [:-0


              This just in...........

Newly released documents on UFOs by France, confirm that the Coneheads really did rent a chateau in Paris,

Paris France. [:-)


               This just in.............

Actor Peter Falk turns 80 this year. Lt. Columbo tells me he knows who poisoned Harry Houdini. [:-o)


               Albert Einstein............

"Nationalism is an infantile disease, the measles of mankind." [:-) 

              Be very, very afraid..............
         www.blackwaterbook.com
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DynCorp



               New book.............

"A Power governments cannot suppress," by Howard Zinn.  "What we choose to emphasize in this complex history will determine our lives. If we see only the worst, it destroys our capacity to do something. If we remember those times and places - and there are so many - where people have behaved magnificently, it energizes us to act, in however small a way, we don't have to wait for some grand utopian future. The future is an infinite succession of presents, and to live now as we think human beings should live, in defiance of all that is bad around us, is itself a marvelous victory." - Howard Zinn.

READ THIS BOOK!!!


                Lou Dobbs.............

Gets an 'F' in reading comprehension. Sorry Lou, the McCain - Kennedy Bill has nothing to do with amnesty.

Shame on you. [:-[


                Love is funny or it's sad, but beautiful.............

One day in the A&P I asked my true love ; If I were the only man in the world, would you jump off the Verranzano bridge? She replied ; Absolutely not. I would hang myself. [:-0


               You've got mail.............

Jerry, If you don't stop writing about your sad love life, I'M going to jump off the Verranzano bridge. - Big Ed."

[:-o)



Best Wishes ,
Jerry
 
JerrySatire@aol.com

www.Lampoon.net




Best Wishes Always - Jerry.

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