"QUICKIES Volume 1"
Having wine without alcohol is like having sex with your spouse.
Optimist: A 90 year old person who buys lotto tickets on the 26 annual payment plan.
Masochist delight: Passing a Kidney Stone.
90 YEAR OLD NEIGHBOR: Social Security is going to add an E.P. at the end of my name.
JERRY: What's E.P. stand for?
90 YEAR OLD NEIGHBOR: "EXTENDED PLAY "
Understanding Wife: When she knows her husband is going away on a long business trip, she makes sure he doesn't forget to pack his Viagra.
The answer is, "LITTLE GREEN MEN" The question is, What do we get as women successfully climb the Corporate Ladder?
I guess we can call a married womans' lover her,"Sin-surance"
The good news is in the year 2000 we will have collapsible cars. We will be able to bring our own car into our apartment and store it in the hall closet. The bad news is Meter-Maids will be given pass keys.
The good news is EL NINO will not effect us this summer. The bad news is, any clouds rolling in will be coming from Pakistan or India.
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