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White House chat room......
Dick : "I have a great idea. Let's have a surge in the middle of the Iraq Civil War."
George : "Brilliant, brilliant!" [:-[
NY Times writer Bob Herbert........
"To keep sending young people off to die in a war that everybody knows is pointless is criminal."
Jimmy Carter...........
"I thought the war in Iraq was one of the worst mistakes our country ever made, and we're possibly about to make an even worse mistake by precipitating a war with Iran."
NY Daily News writer Juan Gonzalez.............
"In other words, Chevron, Exxon Mobil, British Petroleum & other Western oil giants could end up on the board of directors of the Iraqi Federal Oil & Gas Council, while Iraqi's own natural oil company would become just another competitor." Editor's note : We the people of the US need a 'regime change' - impeach Bush & Cheney! No Civil War in Iraq & the cost of living has gone down. [:-{
This just in..............
"Iran told Secretary of State Condi Rice that they would stop producing nuclear fuel in a Tehran minute, provided Israel first allows UN inspectors to explore the Israeli state.
News Wire Service.........
"By 2020, the US will emit almost one-fifth more gases that lead to global warming than it did in 2000, increasing the risks of drought and scarce water supplies. America is responsible for roughly one-quarter of the world's carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases that scientists blame for global warming." Editor's note : Yes Virginia, global warming is real - no fuelling around. [:-)
World Conservation Union.............
"Japan is having too many accidents involving the critically endangered western gray whale." [:-[
Hope you visit............
www.usvariety.org
They help disabled and disavantaged children. Cousin Brucie, Director
September Poems Uno............
New poetic gems by Bob Spinelli..........
Eden
While a tortoise shell kitten
stalks a ferocious ball of yarn,
and a grasshopper serenades
his first spring love.
While an earthworm myopically
gets an overview
and bees discuss navigation.
While flowers float exquisitely
on spring windtide.
I converse silently
with a delegation of ants.
- Bob Spinelli.
"September Poems Uno," available @
www.publishamerica.com
www.B&N.com
www.Amazon.com
My friend Sad Sam............
"So I told her ; I get a bigger kick out of you than a Venti Mocha with 3 extra shots & whipped cream." [:-o)
My friend Sad Sam..........
"I've lost interest in everything. Just call me the, Chairman of the Bored." [:-0
The anti-Valentine..........
Apples are red
Berries are blue
Honeydew is sweet
So who needs you?.
This just in
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US bees have gone on strike, complaining that management gets the honey, while labor gets the hives. Same old story. [:-[
When some pesters you...........
Tell them what the merchant said to the peddler ; "Don't barter me." [:-0
You know you're old.............
When your new gray sweater matches your not so new gray hair. [:-o)
Well, yes............
Saving change makes cents. [:-)
This just in...........
The new revelations about Christ's fate, has Jesus turning over in his grave. The recently discovered tomb may have held the remains of Jesus Christ or perhaps, Jimmy Hoffa. [:-0
Riddle me this.............
What's more valuable than a T206, near mint, Honus Wagner baseball card?
Answer : Our health. [:-)
"The Secret"............
It is no secret that we should ; accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative and don't mess with Mr. In-between. Give me a break.
Ralph Nader.............
"It is past time for the repeal of Taft-Hartley Act. That would be one important step in restoring workers' right to organize into unions to achieve a living wage in the Wal-Marts, McDonald's and other workplaces, and in revitalizing American democracy." [:-)
Federal Election Commissioner.............
Michael Toner ; "We're heading to the first billion dollar election for president. A prospective candidate needs to raise $100 million by the end of 2007, just to be 'taken seriously'. Hello?
NY Times writer Paul Krugman.............
"The US health care system is a scandal and a disgrace. But, maybe, just maybe, 2007 will be the year we start the move toward universal coverage. Now we have another chance for fundamental health care reform. Let's not blow that chance with a pre- emptive surrender to the special interests."
Writer Ruth Benedict.............
"Racism is an ism to which everyone in the world today is exposed; for or against, we must take sides. And the history of the future will differ according to the decision which we make."
Stephen King.............
"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy........in a jar on my desk." [:-0
Love is funny or it's sad, but beautiful.............
One day in high school my true love said to me ; "I wouldn't go on a date with you for all the Beatles albums in the world." [:-[
You've Got Mail.............
Jerry, Now I understand why you remind me of Charlie Brown. Good Grief! - Big Ed. [:-)
Best Wishes ,
Jerry
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